rick's definitions

farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".

Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.

by Rick April 22, 2003

fookhead

an extension to the meaning fuckhead, more powerful

jonnys a fookhead

by Rick October 13, 2003

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

Cartoonilization

To make something real into something animated in a digitized videogame through process of Melissafication you fuck.

Those cars where put in PGR2 by cartoonilization.

by Rick January 9, 2004

denaginate

To orally pleasure a woman to stop her from nagging you.

Jane immediately stop complaining about the weather as Rick began to denaginate her

by Rick December 5, 2003

legs for days

The term for a physical property of a female whe she has long and sexually appealing legs

"Did you see the legs on that cocktail waitress?"
"Yea dude, she had legs for DAYS!"

by Rick December 25, 2008

Nietzsche

A german philosopher and satirist who stood against the institutions of the church and state at a time when it was dangerous to do so.

His famous concept,"God is dead" is usually misreferenced as meaning he believed god truly was physically dead. In reality, he believed in a god, merely that man's relation to god, and the tools man used to relate to god were dead. In other words, he said the institution of the church has killed the god within man; man's faith in god.

"...they know nothing of great accomplishment, great failure"
-Nietzche's Thus Spake Zarathustra

by Rick January 29, 2004