rick's definitions

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005

skillage

African bum disease.

Dude, Stewart's got skillage.

by Rick December 23, 2003

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick June 17, 2005

DC

big crackhead

some one who smokes crack out of a rock

by rick May 20, 2004

line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 8, 2003

Gay max

The vector description of maximum reachable gayhood/ness which is in exceedable by any amount of gayhood/gayneess whatsoever.
Gay Max is also a variable or variant, ppl can commit acts of gayness/hood and b called gay max for displaying extreme gayhood/ness with such acts, but others may commit less or more gay acts but still b called gay max, because infact, they hit the gay max limit at the given time.
(Note:- As with all variables, two ppl cant b called gay max at the same time, unless they done the same exact thing)

syvoran , jus look at how gay this gay is, They dont get Gayer than this, he's GAY MAX

by RiCk December 12, 2003

gleeg snag zip

In the demented cartoon movie, a phrase that can blow up the world. Similar to Zeeky Boogy Doog, which only causes a nuclear explosion.

At least there's not a word to blow up the world
iGleeg snag zip!/i
I stand thoroughly corrected.

by Rick December 25, 2004