rick's definitions

Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

kayf

Pleasure, serenity

I'm experiencing kayf

by rick December 3, 2003

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick August 13, 2005

Cartoonilization

To make something real into something animated in a digitized videogame through process of Melissafication you fuck.

Those cars where put in PGR2 by cartoonilization.

by Rick January 9, 2004

legs for days

The term for a physical property of a female whe she has long and sexually appealing legs

"Did you see the legs on that cocktail waitress?"
"Yea dude, she had legs for DAYS!"

by Rick December 25, 2008

fookhead

an extension to the meaning fuckhead, more powerful

jonnys a fookhead

by Rick October 13, 2003

farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".

Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.

by Rick April 22, 2003