rick's definitions

UGA

The University of Georgia located in Athens, GA where female undergraduates outnumber male undergraduates almost two to one!

If you can't get laid at UGA, you're a total fucking loser.

by Rick August 8, 2003

line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 8, 2003

Camaro

The six letters that ricers and mustang drivers see out their front windshield as they get their asses handed to them yet again in a street race

Damn! I got beat by a Camaro again! I better talk some trash about that guy being a mullet head or something so I can save some face!

by Rick August 8, 2003

dodge

(1)manufacturer of the "Decrepit", a full-size sedan notorious for making more road noise than a go cart, cheap ass plastic that breaks during standard use, eats brake pads and linings like they were marshmallows.
(2) see "Check Engine".

If you want to get to know your car repairman on a first-name basis, buy a Dodge.

by Rick August 8, 2003

PhD

post hole digger

I know I should put a fence around my yard, but I don't have a PhD.

by Rick August 8, 2003

tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

by Rick August 8, 2003

unfucked

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

by Rick August 11, 2003