richard's definitions

Disco

Modern business speak for 'this company'

"what co' do you work for?" "I work for dis co!"

by richard May 21, 2003

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

Adaired

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

by Richard December 30, 2004

distrubing

Distrubing, also 'Distrubed'. To be annoyed and bored. Se also "Olzen'D"

I am being distrubed by this Danish fellow. Please make him stop.

I was doing something with my life, but then I got distrubed and ended up playing Grand Theft Auto instead.

by Richard June 27, 2004

keyra

the most gourgous loveable big booty white girl you will ever meet; you can look but cant touch.

Holly shit keyra talked to me, and look at that ass!

by richard February 27, 2005

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

Npat

Acronym: No problem at all.

Person 1: Thanks
You: Npat

by Richard August 10, 2004