richard's definitions

Adaired

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

by Richard December 30, 2004

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

Chaz

a person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex.......see also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 9, 2004