richard's definitions

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005

sillygit

anybody who sits in the home end of withdean stadium (see shitgroundnofans), one of these people can be recognised by me and james sheppard terrorizing one of them through a geoghraphy lesson

mr collins, a really sad brighton fan

by Richard January 9, 2005

yae

An exclamation used when exclaiming things.

I failed my math test. Yae!

by Richard November 30, 2003

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

Chaz

A person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex. See also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by richard February 22, 2003