richard's definitions

vix

mst funniest gyal eva 2 liv! no lie! n dam is she fit! na way , she taken bi me, she mi lil sxc bihatch hu wil do netink 4 me in bed, she as hot fantacies wit choc mud!! ladz das al im sayin! TRUS!! luv ya babez ur huni rich

gyal busts a jke - hun ur a vix!

by richard August 21, 2004

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

moop

Cow poop.

I almost stepped in a pile of moop.

by Richard April 17, 2004

triangle boobs

boobs that look like someone grabbed by the nipple and pulled too hard on.

Man that chic's got triangle boobs !

by Richard February 10, 2003