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</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 10, 2004

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

Schamone

Usually followed by Mother Fucker! As said by michael Jackson - Avid Marrion, and also Richard & Bentley! Hehe Check Check Schamone.

Schamone Mother Fucker, Thats Right!

by Richard January 27, 2004

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

by richard February 18, 2005