15 definitions by rhenvar

eau de arse

as the days rolled by with Rob not bathing, the scent of eau de arse began to swell about the premises.

by rhenvar January 9, 2010

1. a "suspect" or DL dude
2. a guy with bitchtastic tendencies

That guy's glistening lips and nut-hugging skinny jeans had me consider he'd just been dipped in a vat of eau de homo...

by rhenvar January 11, 2010

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.

by rhenvar June 18, 2010

A dude that's always bitchin and moanin' like a chick on her menses

'Yo, outta no where, dude went straight McMenstrual on me!...so naturally I offered him a hot Chamomile tea, a Tampax and a Midol."

by rhenvar January 9, 2010

"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"

by rhenvar January 11, 2010

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

by rhenvar June 18, 2010

Deepstroking whilst in missionary position, usually with a larger than average penis.

My boyfriend was trying to redecorate my innards with his Mandingo Downstroke.

by rhenvar January 15, 2010