13 definitions by redheadbass

Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

by redheadbass January 23, 2011

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

by redheadbass January 20, 2011

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

by redheadbass February 15, 2011

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011