qwerty's definitions

palm

'Palm' is used to refer to the king pimp, i.e. the pimp who pimps the pimps.

It's origins lie in the name of the real life King Pimp, who was called Palm.

to a pimp:
"Who's your pimp"

response:
"palm"

by qwerty June 9, 2004

god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

peregrination

the act of walking arround for a very long time, usually resulting in boredom or getting lost, made pointless after the invention of the hoarse and later the car

the young lad set out for a day of peregrination, and he was very excited untill he realized that his favorite jordans ahd been snaked, then he grabbed his glock and went postal on his family and his neighbor's dog, see what happenes when some one touches my.... i mean his jordans, GOD.

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

crotch rocket

a very hard male sexual organ

you've got a sexy crotch rocket, can i touch it?

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

hellza

see also hella and hecka. nor cal speak for "very"

ive got helza hoes up in here

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

Republican

"A person located on the right-wing of the political spectrum, and something that I'm glad I am. Most voted for George W. Bush (or Bush), and helped him win his 2nd term to the Presidency.
Oh yeah, before I forget, Republicans DO NOT only represent the rich; I voted for him and I'm only MIDDLE class. Plus, the majority of the friends I have, including most of the lower class ones, voted for George Bush. Why would they vote Republican and be one if the Grand Old Party only benefitted the wealthy? Exactly...liberal credibility: out the window!
Source: Straight from E-ville, Apr 16, 2005"

You ask, why would middle and lower class people vote for George Bush? Because they are morons.

If you're rich and you vote for a Republican, you're greedy. If you're middle class and you vote for a Republican you're a moron.

by qwerty April 26, 2005

Nunleyism

n.

1. a nonsensical mispronunciation of words.

Charles used the nunleyism "Hollow Rape Disease" instead of saying "Hollow Hope Disad."

by qwerty November 6, 2003