7 definitions by qweef shady

Lobsters

A rich persons version of crabs.

Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.

by qweef shady June 21, 2011

Dangle-snipe

A hockey deke where a person gets around a defender and then makes the goalie look bad with a shot.

Patrick Kane will Dangle-snipe the oilers.

by qweef shady June 22, 2011

facebook fake sexyness

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.

Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.

by qweef shady June 28, 2011

great white whale

1. moby dick
2 a white guys huge penis

I was on chatroulette and there was a great white whale spotting.

by qweef shady June 29, 2011

mountain lion

A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

Hugh, age 69, is such a mountain lion his girlfriend is now 19.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

boner sex

1. having sex with an erection.
2. awesome

1. Jenna and I had boner sex last tuesday.
2. Dude she likes, thats boner sex.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

anti-boner sex

having sex without an erection.

Dave and I had anti-boner sex.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011