quiggler's definitions

best friend test

The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man

The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.

Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.

I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.

by quiggler October 9, 2006

cut

place of residence, a crib one stays at

person 1: what you on playa
person 2: not shit b, jus kickin it at the cut

by quiggler May 25, 2008

prom to the pros

Term used for high school basketball players who skip college and go directly to the NBA.

Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant are examples of players who went from the prom to the pros.

by quiggler April 8, 2007

hoopsquad

urban slang for a basketball team

Ex: we finna hit up Memphis wit da hoopsquad

by quiggler April 21, 2008

the city

"the city" is used by anyone who lives around Chicago to refer to it. If you say "I'm going into Chicago" people will look at you wierd.

Suburbanite A: I'm going into the city today to pick up some hookers
Suburbanite B: Cool, have fun.

by quiggler April 22, 2006

jury

1) a group of people who dertermine your fate in a courtroom
2) the gliss hanging from your neck or wrists, or the grill embedded in your mouf.

The jury ordered Chad to hand over his jury as a collateral for his release on parole.

by quiggler October 1, 2006

laffy taffy

There are several defenitions of a Laffy Taffy

First, a Laffy Taffy, is, of course, a delectable sweet produced by Nestle. Children and adults of all ages enjoy this treat.

The second defenition is slightly more complex.
Yes, a laffy taffy is a posterior, generally female, but, more specifically, a "laffy taffy" is when said female is shaking her ass and, after she stops shaking it, the ass continues to jiggle for a couple of seconds (depending on the size of the ass). The process of the ass still jiggling even after its owner has stopped shaking it is known as the "laffy taffy".

1. I ate 50 Laffy Taffys on Halloween
2. Man, look at that girl's Laffy Taffy!

by quiggler December 28, 2005