quiggler's definitions

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

the city

"the city" is used by anyone who lives around Chicago to refer to it. If you say "I'm going into Chicago" people will look at you wierd.

Suburbanite A: I'm going into the city today to pick up some hookers
Suburbanite B: Cool, have fun.

by quiggler April 22, 2006

grab an umbrella

a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain.

Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"

by quiggler August 20, 2007

brazer

A term for a person of Mexican descent. It usually considered as a term of endearment and rarely used in an offensive way.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Efren yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yea, he's my favorite brazer.

by quiggler August 3, 2006

His Airness

Michael Jordan, the baddest dude ever to lace up a pair of sneakers. The only hooper ever to have a title worthy of a king.

Man you can't stop His Airness...you can only hope to contain him (NBA Street)

by quiggler September 20, 2006

river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

laffy taffy

There are several defenitions of a Laffy Taffy

First, a Laffy Taffy, is, of course, a delectable sweet produced by Nestle. Children and adults of all ages enjoy this treat.

The second defenition is slightly more complex.
Yes, a laffy taffy is a posterior, generally female, but, more specifically, a "laffy taffy" is when said female is shaking her ass and, after she stops shaking it, the ass continues to jiggle for a couple of seconds (depending on the size of the ass). The process of the ass still jiggling even after its owner has stopped shaking it is known as the "laffy taffy".

1. I ate 50 Laffy Taffys on Halloween
2. Man, look at that girl's Laffy Taffy!

by quiggler December 28, 2005