quiggler's definitions

mulatto

A person with one white parent and one black parent. They are usually very attractive, given that they are the perfect blend, not too light and not too dark. Mulattos are widely regarded as the most beautiful people in the world.

I have a mulatto girlfriend, and I must say she is smoking hot.

by quiggler November 15, 2005

the white man

the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems.

Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today
Person 2: Blame the white man
Person 1: I know, he's always trying to keep me down like that.

by quiggler August 13, 2006

jury

1) a group of people who dertermine your fate in a courtroom
2) the gliss hanging from your neck or wrists, or the grill embedded in your mouf.

The jury ordered Chad to hand over his jury as a collateral for his release on parole.

by quiggler October 1, 2006

river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

laffy taffy

There are several defenitions of a Laffy Taffy

First, a Laffy Taffy, is, of course, a delectable sweet produced by Nestle. Children and adults of all ages enjoy this treat.

The second defenition is slightly more complex.
Yes, a laffy taffy is a posterior, generally female, but, more specifically, a "laffy taffy" is when said female is shaking her ass and, after she stops shaking it, the ass continues to jiggle for a couple of seconds (depending on the size of the ass). The process of the ass still jiggling even after its owner has stopped shaking it is known as the "laffy taffy".

1. I ate 50 Laffy Taffys on Halloween
2. Man, look at that girl's Laffy Taffy!

by quiggler December 28, 2005

the city

"the city" is used by anyone who lives around Chicago to refer to it. If you say "I'm going into Chicago" people will look at you wierd.

Suburbanite A: I'm going into the city today to pick up some hookers
Suburbanite B: Cool, have fun.

by quiggler April 22, 2006

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007