quiggler's definitions

grab an umbrella

a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain.

Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"

by quiggler August 20, 2007

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

prom to the pros

Term used for high school basketball players who skip college and go directly to the NBA.

Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant are examples of players who went from the prom to the pros.

by quiggler April 8, 2007

hoopsquad

urban slang for a basketball team

Ex: we finna hit up Memphis wit da hoopsquad

by quiggler April 21, 2008

cut

place of residence, a crib one stays at

person 1: what you on playa
person 2: not shit b, jus kickin it at the cut

by quiggler May 25, 2008

river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

brazer

A term for a person of Mexican descent. It usually considered as a term of endearment and rarely used in an offensive way.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Efren yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yea, he's my favorite brazer.

by quiggler August 3, 2006