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7-11

we're like 7-11, always open, not always doing business.

by quiggler August 10, 2007

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the city

"the city" is used by anyone who lives around Chicago to refer to it. If you say "I'm going into Chicago" people will look at you wierd.

Suburbanite A: I'm going into the city today to pick up some hookers
Suburbanite B: Cool, have fun.

by quiggler April 22, 2006

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underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

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grab an umbrella

a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain.

Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella before you leave the house today, Mr. Wayne has been spotted in the vicinity with large amounts of cash and several bottles of Patron"

by quiggler August 20, 2007

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river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

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