quiggler's definitions

dip

slang originating in Chicago, dip is a term for a side girl or jumpoff

person 1: ay is that your wifey?
person 2: nah, she just a dip

by quiggler May 25, 2008

mulatto

A person with one white parent and one black parent. They are usually very attractive, given that they are the perfect blend, not too light and not too dark. Mulattos are widely regarded as the most beautiful people in the world.

I have a mulatto girlfriend, and I must say she is smoking hot.

by quiggler November 15, 2005

the city

"the city" is used by anyone who lives around Chicago to refer to it. If you say "I'm going into Chicago" people will look at you wierd.

Suburbanite A: I'm going into the city today to pick up some hookers
Suburbanite B: Cool, have fun.

by quiggler April 22, 2006

brazer

A term for a person of Mexican descent. It usually considered as a term of endearment and rarely used in an offensive way.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Efren yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yea, he's my favorite brazer.

by quiggler August 3, 2006

jury

1) a group of people who dertermine your fate in a courtroom
2) the gliss hanging from your neck or wrists, or the grill embedded in your mouf.

The jury ordered Chad to hand over his jury as a collateral for his release on parole.

by quiggler October 1, 2006

river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007