Spong

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere

by prince of the lizard people July 21, 2009

Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars

Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that

by Prince of the Lizard people July 29, 2012

weirdus

weirdus means the same as random

it is pronounced like 'weird us' as one word

he was being pretty weirdus last night

we were chatting some pretty weirdus crap last night

by prince of the lizard people July 17, 2009