Definitions by poopooOU812
nozejerrie
the act of licking powdered narcotic residue left in or around another's nostril(s) after insufflation
Ryan was upset when he showed up late after we finished the baggie so he nozejerried everyone to get at least a little high.
nozejerrie by poopooOU812 April 12, 2025
nosejerry
the act of licking the residue of a powdered substance, such as cocaine or ketamine, from another's nostril(s) in order to get high and/or erase the messy evidence
Ryan was pissed when all of his friends finished the coke before he arrived, so he used his oddly long tongue to nosejerry everyone to get at least a little buzzed.
nosejerry by poopooOU812 March 9, 2025
Gassive-aggressive
A passive form of gaslighting; presenting as a victim or martyr in order to manipulate or coerce another/others for personal gain or influence.
Even though Debbie clearly hates Pete's friends, she always asks him why he doesn't include her when he makes plans with them, which is a gassive-aggressive ploy to guilt him into making future concessions whenever she wants her overbearing parents to visit and stay with the two of them.
Gassive-aggressive by poopooOU812 May 20, 2023
Saft
Jason safted the beefy trainer at the gym by surreptitiously taking photographs of him as he changed in the locker room.
Saft by poopooOU812 September 6, 2016
microtrigger
A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"
Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.
microtrigger by poopooOU812 September 5, 2016
Tantic
A tantic is what white trash call an "antic." The former is an ignorant mispronunciation of the latter
During his prime-time televised interview with Matt Lauer, Ryan Lochte apologized for his drunken tantics in Rio at the 2016 Olympics.
Tantic by poopooOU812 August 20, 2016
The Guantanamo
Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."
I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.
The Guantanamo by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016