poontang's definitions

Wokville, Maryland

A slang term for Rockville, Maryland, a suburb of Washington, DC. It gets this name because of the large number of Chinese immigrants (mainly from Taiwan) in the area. Home to many chinese restaurants and asian supermarkets where many "ricer" cars can be found in the parking lots.

"Damn, Shlomo, it's Christmas and all the restaurants around here are closed; I guess us Jews are gonna have to head to Wokville, Maryland and get some Chinese food."

by poontang June 29, 2006

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006

in the club

gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.

"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."

by poontang June 30, 2006

jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

by poontang June 30, 2006

Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

by poontang July 13, 2006

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006

Disgusta

A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.

"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."

by poontang June 16, 2006