poontang's definitions

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006

AUG

The AUG. Hip Hop slang for Augusta, Georgia. Home of "The AUG Style" of Hip Hop. Home of Soul Brutha Number One, James Brown.

After we leave The ATL, we gonna be heading to The AUG to hear some nasty AUG Style rhymes.

by poontang October 2, 2006

yo mama

Aaron Healy's only comeback

Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!

by poontang March 17, 2004

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

Babstastic

Something so great it has reached the level of Barbra Streisand great. Beyond Fantastic.. it's Babstastic!

"Oh My God her voice is like buttah in Funny Girl.. it's just Babstastic!"

by poontang September 1, 2006

Goblin

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.

"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"

by Poontang July 17, 2014