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George Allen

A known racist Senator of Virginia and former Governor of Virginia. Allen was well known to keep a hangman's noose prominently displayed in his office (an obvious reference to lynchings). He also prominently flew the Confederate battle flag in front of his house. George Allen tries to pretend he is a good ole boy from Virginia, when he actually was raised in Southern California. He routinely panders to the uneducated, racist rednecks from Southern Virginia.
George Allen? Well he's just a good ole Southern boy.. a Southern California boy.
by poontang October 16, 2006
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chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.
"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
by poontang June 30, 2006
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jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.
" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"
by poontang June 30, 2006
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Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.
"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"
by poontang July 13, 2006
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Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.
"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"
by poontang June 17, 2006
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yo mama

Aaron Healy's only comeback
Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!
by poontang March 17, 2004
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longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.
1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings
by poontang May 13, 2005
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