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icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.
Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.
by ponytrekker July 19, 2007
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put on your pajamas arthur

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.
by ponytrekker February 1, 2014
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Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 8, 2021
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Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.
"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
by ponytrekker August 20, 2004
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grammar Timmy

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.
The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.
by ponytrekker October 8, 2008
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guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.
"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "
by ponytrekker August 5, 2005
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Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.
Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit
by ponytrekker October 16, 2008
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