ponytrekker's definitions

bum car

The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.

"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "

by ponytrekker March 23, 2008

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

boosit

Urban for "bullshit" but with a connotation of absurdity. Said quickly with the article "Das" before it. Used to reject a proposition so preposterous no one could reasonably believe it.

"I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to have a threesome with my girlfriend Jill but he rejected the idea."

"Das boosit."

by ponytrekker April 12, 2010

iwax

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with iwax.

by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

sonic

adjective used to describe attractive female body parts, particularly mamalian protruberences/

That chick has sonic tits.

by ponytrekker August 18, 2004