placebo's definitions

smarterchild

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.

me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"

by placebo February 1, 2005

e3

Probably the most overhyped and under-delivering event in all of the gaming industry. Basically an excuse for pasty white "industry leaders" to go and hit on the chicks at the Vampire: Masquerade booth.

"Wow, I'm going to E3! Too bad you're missing out on overhyped drivel!"

by placebo February 9, 2005

lan party

A veritable orgy, with none of the next-day guilt and unexplained pregnancies.

"The more the merrier, that's the way it is with LANs."

by placebo February 11, 2005

alyx vance

Hottest digital chick ever.

"I'd pay a million dollars if I could use my gravity gun on Alyx Vance's clothes."

by placebo February 17, 2005

casino zone

A clever phrase to describe the jackpot of hallucinogenic drugs. Compare with a trip.

"I was in my room, but everything was geometric, and the walls... the walls flowed furiously. That's what my time in the casino zone was like."

by placebo September 28, 2005

unreal tournament 2003

Worst Unreal Tournament ever. Completely butchered the feel of the game, upset the weapon balance, and included a paltry number of maps and a bunch of useless gametypes. Unreal Tournament 2004 fixed all the wrongs done in UT2k3, but unfortunately wasn't able to woo back all the players alienated by UT2k3.

Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.

"Unreal Tournament 2003 was a shameful techdemo."

by placebo February 11, 2005

necropolis

One of the stages of the main building of the Undead race in Warcraft.

Dammit, I can't build any grunt units right now, since my Necropolis is upgrading!

by placebo February 11, 2005