placebo's definitions

smarterchild

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.

me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"

by placebo February 1, 2005

XD

An text-smilie with a usage somewhere between 'lol' and ':D'. Visually similar to the clenched eyes of South Park characters.

"Hey, wanna cyber???"

"XD"

by placebo February 13, 2005

necropolis

One of the stages of the main building of the Undead race in Warcraft.

Dammit, I can't build any grunt units right now, since my Necropolis is upgrading!

by placebo February 11, 2005

half-life 2

Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"

by placebo February 17, 2005

Mac OS X

The most versatile, elegant, and powerful offering currently on the market. Mac OS X possesses a solid UNIX core for server work and tweaking, and yet also has a beautifully thought out and designed interface called Aqua. The current version as of this posting is 10.3, and 10.4 will be coming out soon. 10.4 will feature metadata searching and Coreimage GPU-based real-time image processing

"Wow, Mac OS X r0x0rs"

by placebo January 31, 2005

goat.cx

One of the gems of the internet.

"Goat.cx's fine perfection and tender self-reflection lends flavor to its intellectual nature."

by placebo February 3, 2005

wotcher

An English colloquial greeting that perplexed thousands of Americans upon reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Tonks uses it as a greeting, obviously requesting a sexual favor that will take place in the 6th book.

"Wotcher, Harry!"

("I want to feel you inside me, Harry!")

by placebo February 13, 2005