picklestein's definitions

vanu

A technocratic cult that believes humanity can only evolve by rediscovering and tapping the ancient technology of the Vanu, hence the reason they are called the VANU Sovereignty. The Vanu Sovereignty are a transhumanist and transsexual cult of academics, intellectuals, and technology worshippers who believe that human destiny lies in the further development and exploitation of the alien technology. Despite their advanced alien technology, they are most infamously known for their spandex, which, when used on the female infiltrators, can have devastatng effects.

"Technology Equals Might" - Vanu Sovereignty

by picklestein June 21, 2016

cult

Any flood of religious cuckbois who believe in a God, idol, guardian, deity or of the like. They are often ambitious/extremist zealots and can be of any culture, belief or religion, be it Christianity, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, etc. They will often argue or fight solely for their preferred religion and deny all others just to protect theirs. They often refuse to listen to others not of their own and will fuck you over provided you oppose them or refuse to join.

The KKK cult is a bunch of spoiled school shooters who abhor blacks because of their giant monkey dicks.

by picklestein June 20, 2016

IntelligentCoDFanboy

One of the many major trolls on YouTube. This one claims to lead an "army" to "enlighten" gamers about CoD and how it is "superior" to all other games. Despite his obvious trolling, he still grasps bait easily.

IntelligentCoDFanboy: "CoD is the biggest franchise in the world. It has innovated the FPS genre and everything involved in the genre as well. Other FPS such as Battlefield, Counter Strike, Halo and GTA copied CoD. They are CoD ripoffs and are not worthy of playing. CoD on the Xbox will have the best graphics and biggest performance of every game worldwide. It will be the most successful game with the best score and the biggest fanbase."

by picklestein June 23, 2016

counter-strike

Call of Duty: Source

dam bich i pwn u in counter-strike

by picklestein June 21, 2016

Colossus

Any of the 16 antagonists in SotC. The colossi are imposing creatures made of stone and dark fur resembling grass. Surprisingly, not all of them are huge in size, but they still require thinking to find and exploit their magic sigils, where they must be struck by with the ancient sword.

A glowing pattern of light similar to the design on Wander's tabard, the Sigil must be struck to slay the colossi. Striking these points does great damage to a colossus and are the only way of mortally wounding them. Some sigils will vanish after a certain amount of damage has been done, forcing Wander to find the other sigils.

by picklestein June 20, 2016

pocket gun

1. A firearm you decide to leave in your pocket.

2. A firearm you ALWAYS leave in your pocket.

Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.

by picklestein October 21, 2016

Librophobe

1. Anyone who has a deep opposition towards books or anything of the like; the absolute parallel to the librophile.

2. Anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).

1. Librophobe Tyrone never knew how to read. Having never forgotten how to not read, he died of chicken scarcity.

2. Johnny Bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.

by picklestein October 21, 2016