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The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.
In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.
The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.
The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”
“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”
“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”
“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”
“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”
“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
Get the Black Keys Mattermug. "wikiwoke" is one of the many incurably "wokish" mental health disorders that currently infest the so-called "United" States of America.
Whereby the victims of WikiWokeness Dystopian Dysfunctional Disorder WWDDD actually believe that Wikipedia is a politically unbiased online encyclopedia. Something that Wikipedia dot org has never been for even one single second of its miserably cursed existence.
Since, within mere days of its start, Wikipedia became the online embodiment of a nightmarish mixing of George Orwell's two dystopian world's. Where the inhabitants of "Animal Farm" catastrophically collided with his "!984" futuristic society.
Thusly, creating a world where nobody is safe from Big Brother aka Wokipedia as its multitudes of our present-day "Furries" run totally cancel-culture amok.
Furries, who to a man, a woman or a "they"... all Heil-Hitler-hail from Orwell's 'Animal Farm' world. So that the "they" can perniciously and meliciously replicate themselves that they' might better destroy the once great Republic that was formerly known as the United States of America.
Which is now more aptly called the Demo-Kraut States of American Disunity.
Whereby the victims of WikiWokeness Dystopian Dysfunctional Disorder WWDDD actually believe that Wikipedia is a politically unbiased online encyclopedia. Something that Wikipedia dot org has never been for even one single second of its miserably cursed existence.
Since, within mere days of its start, Wikipedia became the online embodiment of a nightmarish mixing of George Orwell's two dystopian world's. Where the inhabitants of "Animal Farm" catastrophically collided with his "!984" futuristic society.
Thusly, creating a world where nobody is safe from Big Brother aka Wokipedia as its multitudes of our present-day "Furries" run totally cancel-culture amok.
Furries, who to a man, a woman or a "they"... all Heil-Hitler-hail from Orwell's 'Animal Farm' world. So that the "they" can perniciously and meliciously replicate themselves that they' might better destroy the once great Republic that was formerly known as the United States of America.
Which is now more aptly called the Demo-Kraut States of American Disunity.
OMG! Seriously? Are you friggin' telling me that there are people/animals out there that are so wikiwoke infected that they actually believe that Wikipedia is NOT biased. lol.
Don't tell me let me guess.
Their sons are out chasing cars 'cuz they think they're dogs. Their daughters have their own litter boxes. While the alleged parents are reading all about it on WikiWokipedia. Now that's funny. Hahahaha...
Don't tell me let me guess.
Their sons are out chasing cars 'cuz they think they're dogs. Their daughters have their own litter boxes. While the alleged parents are reading all about it on WikiWokipedia. Now that's funny. Hahahaha...
by pianocheater March 5, 2023
Get the wikiwokemug.