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wikiwoke

"wikiwoke" is one of the many incurably "wokish" mental health disorders that currently infest the so-called "United" States of America.
Whereby the victims of WikiWokeness Dystopian Dysfunctional Disorder WWDDD actually believe that Wikipedia is a politically unbiased online encyclopedia. Something that Wikipedia dot org has never been for even one single second of its miserably cursed existence.
Since, within mere days of its start, Wikipedia became the online embodiment of a nightmarish mixing of George Orwell's two dystopian world's. Where the inhabitants of "Animal Farm" catastrophically collided with his "!984" futuristic society.
Thusly, creating a world where nobody is safe from Big Brother aka Wokipedia as its multitudes of our present-day "Furries" run totally cancel-culture amok.
Furries, who to a man, a woman or a "they"... all Heil-Hitler-hail from Orwell's 'Animal Farm' world. So that the "they" can perniciously and meliciously replicate themselves that they' might better destroy the once great Republic that was formerly known as the United States of America.

Which is now more aptly called the Demo-Kraut States of American Disunity.
OMG! Seriously? Are you friggin' telling me that there are people/animals out there that are so wikiwoke infected that they actually believe that Wikipedia is NOT biased. lol.

Don't tell me let me guess.
Their sons are out chasing cars 'cuz they think they're dogs. Their daughters have their own litter boxes. While the alleged parents are reading all about it on WikiWokipedia. Now that's funny. Hahahaha...
by pianocheater March 5, 2023
mugGet the wikiwokemug.

TENzilla

aka 10-Zilla. Microsoft’s data, productivity and life-force consuming monster... Windows 10 Anniversary Edition version 1607.
“OMG! What ate all of my hotspot’s 5 gigabyte monthly data allotment? Now I gotta pay forty extra bucks for my typical 4 gig usage.”

“Look out! Windows has control of your PC and there’s no stopping their updates. I lost 2 gig to the 10 monster yesterday just trying to check my email. And now my business productivity is toast. I’ve wasted days trying to stop the Micro-monster and I’m still a victim. It’s hopeless. No human is safe!”

“Help! Help! Somebody save us from TENzilla!”
by pianocheater October 2, 2016
mugGet the TENzillamug.

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