phi's definitions

whiz quiz

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.

I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.

by phi November 28, 2004

rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

nodrive

what you call somoeone who has gotten their driver's licence, and has a car sitting at home that nobody uses, but they still don't drive. This is usually because their parents don't trust their driving ability, because they didn't drive often when they had their learner's permit. This is ridiculous because by getting their driver's licence, this person is demonstrating to the state, and thus his parents that he/she is a competent driver. Also, sometimes they are just to stupid/lazy/inconsiderate/unconfident to argue with his/her parents and is content to not drive.

Brian, your family has four cars and only three drivers, so why don't you ever drive?

Either I am not confident enough to or my parents wont let me.

by phi December 5, 2004

fo eva

Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.

Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.

by phi April 11, 2003

the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.

The new elvis record is the cat's pajamas

by phi April 25, 2004

callidus

Definition: ass-kicking, awesome, sweet. A guy so kickass he's an adjective/noun.

'I'ma go Callidus on your honky ass'

by Phi December 26, 2004

pup

Someone who sucks or is new at everything.

See newbie.

Man.. shut the fuck up you pup.

by phi April 11, 2003