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because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
by phi December 5, 2004
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one hit wonder

1)a band that has had only (I shouldn't say only, since most bands never have a successful song) one song that was a commercial sucess.
2)A song which was the only success of the band that played it.
3)A strain of marajuanna grow in Southern California (San Diego's north county) which is so potent that one hit will get you more high than you have ever been before.
1)Men without hats
2)"Saftey Dance" by men without hats
3)Like train wreck X 1000
by phi December 5, 2004
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nodrive

what you call somoeone who has gotten their driver's licence, and has a car sitting at home that nobody uses, but they still don't drive. This is usually because their parents don't trust their driving ability, because they didn't drive often when they had their learner's permit. This is ridiculous because by getting their driver's licence, this person is demonstrating to the state, and thus his parents that he/she is a competent driver. Also, sometimes they are just to stupid/lazy/inconsiderate/unconfident to argue with his/her parents and is content to not drive.
Brian, your family has four cars and only three drivers, so why don't you ever drive?

Either I am not confident enough to or my parents wont let me.
by phi December 5, 2004
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the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.
by phi April 25, 2004
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fo eva

Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.
Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.
by phi April 11, 2003
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a hobbit

what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.
Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits
by phi December 5, 2004
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cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
by phi April 25, 2004
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