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callidus

Definition: ass-kicking, awesome, sweet. A guy so kickass he's an adjective/noun.
'I'ma go Callidus on your honky ass'
by Phi December 26, 2004
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turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.
Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
by phi December 4, 2004
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one hit wonder

1)a band that has had only (I shouldn't say only, since most bands never have a successful song) one song that was a commercial sucess.
2)A song which was the only success of the band that played it.
3)A strain of marajuanna grow in Southern California (San Diego's north county) which is so potent that one hit will get you more high than you have ever been before.
1)Men without hats
2)"Saftey Dance" by men without hats
3)Like train wreck X 1000
by phi December 5, 2004
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puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.
My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!
by phi April 25, 2004
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cock pocket

Coined by Asia of Illinois, slang term for vagina.
Nobody wants to hear about your cock pocket!
by Phi December 27, 2004
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cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
by phi April 25, 2004
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because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
by phi December 5, 2004
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