787 definitions by pentozali

bugs

Staples on a document. Often the cause of jams when inserted into a scanner.

I hate when I see lots of bugs on my scanning work. I waste a lot of time with the staple remover, and it's cutting into my productivity!

by pentozali March 7, 2013

Abkhazia

A small piece of land holding a people striving for independence from the nationalist Georgians and the Russians. One of the most interesting areas of the former Soviet Union, Abkhazia is famous for its resort areas (Pitsunda, Gagra, and Tskhaltubo), its beautiful mountains and almost fjordlike area around Lake Ritsa, and its groves of unusual thousands-of-years-old pines. The Abkhazians speak an Abazo-Adyge (Circassian) language with two main dialects and several subdialects. Abkhazians are famous for their longevity and fiery dances with swords and shields, often done on tiptoe in unpadded boots.

If only there wasn't a war between Georgia and Abkhazia, Abkhazia would be a beautiful place to visit!

by pentozali July 27, 2007

crocodile

A stapler, hand-operated or electric.

Out of staples! Gotta feed the crocodile!

by pentozali August 27, 2008

Quid, me vexatibus?

Latin language words for "What, me worry?"

I'm making $60K a year. Car insurance---quid, me vexatibus?

by pentozali September 26, 2010

fuction

The amount of pressure exerted by the pussy, tits, mouth, or ass on your cock while you're having sex. From Fuck + sUCTION.

Laura has great fuction!

by pentozali September 27, 2009

PMZ

Acronym for "Potseluy Moya Zhopa". Russian for "kiss my ass".

Ty nemetskiy pedik, PMZ!

by pentozali December 7, 2007

drug with a plug

Any form of electronic entertainment, especially a computer and an HDTV, that requires an AC power connection to work and/or charge batteries.

Nothing good on the tube to watch, so I'll use the other drug with a plug: my Mac.

by pentozali March 23, 2011