peateargriffin's definitions

launch all vipers

Quite possibly the most badass thing anyone could ever say. Originates from Battlestar Galactica, where the fighters are named "Vipers."

Dee: "Incoming Cylon Raiders."
Admiral Adama: "Launch All Vipers."

by PeaTearGriffin March 10, 2006

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.

Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005

new year's

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006