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guess what

a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.

me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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frog

amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.

amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.
this frog leg tastes like chicken.

stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.
by papermachete February 18, 2007
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school

The reason pseudo-zombies roam the earth.

Start school fucking later.
I studied for the calc mid-term until five in the morning. Fuck school for turning me into a pseudo-zombie.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
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Pfff

I've got so much shit to do, pfff.
by papermachete October 28, 2005
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boring ass

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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