papermachete's definitions

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

feeding frenzy

In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.

Microsoft and IBM are in a feeding frenzy.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

36c's

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

by papermachete November 8, 2005

tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure

my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.

i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.

by papermachete November 3, 2005

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005