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Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.
Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.
by PaperMachete November 5, 2005
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never mind

1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.

Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.

2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.

3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.

4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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worthy

(adj.) To be of sufficient value.

(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.

(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.

(n.) A distinguished person.
I'm not worthy, your highness!

I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!

Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
by papermachete November 3, 2005
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hokum

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.
Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.
by PaperMachete November 10, 2005
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goof

(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).

(n.) A silly or inept person.
Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
by papermachete November 11, 2005
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boring ass fuck

Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.

A more extreme version of boring ass.
That movie was so boring ass fuck that i started to gouge my eyes out.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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