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Hellyo! What the fuck are you doing?
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
Get the hellyomug. (n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the flying fuckfishmug. by papermachete October 28, 2005
Get the Pfffmug. i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
ii. A whorehouse.
A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.
Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete November 13, 2005
Get the fornication stationmug. amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked.
amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.
amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.
this frog leg tastes like chicken.
stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.
stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra?
stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.
by papermachete February 18, 2007
Get the frogmug. (adj.) To be of sufficient value.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.
(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.
(n.) A distinguished person.
I'm not worthy, your highness!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!
Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
by papermachete November 3, 2005
Get the worthymug. (v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).
(n.) A silly or inept person.
(n.) A silly or inept person.
Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the goofmug.