papermachete's definitions

Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.

If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous

mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

by papermachete November 5, 2005

sigh

(v.) To exhale depressedly.
(n.) The sound of above. 2. The sound of people having sex.

Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.

*Sigh* I'm broke.

He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

urbandictionary.com

a good way to avoid getting shizzle done and still get a fularious education

Urbandictionary.com rules my fucking life.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.

Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.

by PaperMachete November 5, 2005

food

that which you have to eat to survive.

i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash

by papermachete December 28, 2005