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a good way to avoid getting shizzle done and still get a fularious education

Urbandictionary.com rules my fucking life.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

nothing

i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.

Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

lax

not very strict or loose

i have lax morals. i fuck around.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

by papermachete November 5, 2005

worthy

(adj.) To be of sufficient value.

(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.

(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.

(n.) A distinguished person.

I'm not worthy, your highness!

I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!

Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!

by papermachete November 3, 2005

carnalval

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.

I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.

by papermachete November 7, 2005

gnarlicious

(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.

Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).

Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.

by papermachete November 11, 2005