pantyteamaster's definitions

ass per capita

ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.

Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.

by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

fey

The true meaning of complete and utter dumbass. This is the type of person that could swedish chef up anything. The type of person that will not take advice from anyone, or even use said advice if it is going to help them. They always go about life looking like a dumbass and being a dumbass. This person's actions are completely un-briefable, there is not a power point slide deck long enough to explain the actions of this type.

You see that person over there fucking up that sales job, that is a fey.

by pantyteamaster May 13, 2009

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010

bloomer biscuit

Another word for a female vagina.

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

sugar in the boots

A term used for a soldier that is queer or at least acts like they are queer. Kinda like the term light in the loafers.

Yo man what the hell is wrong with him? Oh yeah he has some sugar in the boots. Oh you saying he is gay. Yeah he is a flamer like an artillary ilum round.

by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

nigger chips

Slang for the crunched up potatoe chips that are left in the bottom a bag that no one really wants.

Damn man you ate all the good chips and all that are left are these nigger chips. Man mom gave me all the nigger chips that were left in the bottom of the potatoe chip bag.

by pantyteamaster January 1, 2009