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When you smoke some killer weed, and sit in a comfortable chair, and it feels as though there is some form of suction, or special gravity, keeping you on the chair
by Paddymac August 29, 2006
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Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
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by paddymac September 11, 2009
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Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
by paddymac August 25, 2009
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