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congestion charge

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge
by oracle April 12, 2006
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shit me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).
Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow
by oracle March 12, 2004
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handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank
1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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martin short

My new jags absolutely Martin Short
by oracle March 12, 2004
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tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.
"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP
by oracle March 12, 2004
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council estate

Government-built housing (US equiv.: Project).
Trevor now lives in a council estate. Told him to revise for his A-levels!
by oracle March 12, 2004
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bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.
On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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