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To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
by oracle March 7, 2005
Get the summon a bus mug.To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
by oracle October 7, 2006
Get the do a Hammond mug.Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.
by oracle January 25, 2005
Get the aston expressway mug.System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.
"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP
by oracle March 12, 2004
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Get the back of a bus mug.1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".
by oracle February 5, 2004
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