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summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
by oracle March 7, 2005
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lichfield

Shithole. Like the inside of George Bush's head (theres fuck all there).
We've been robbed! This lounge looks like Lichfield!!
by oracle December 17, 2004
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ANPR

Automatic Number Plate Recognition.
CCTV cameras used in the UK (and elsewhere) used to log road vehicle movements by reading the vehicle number plates using OCR technology.
ANPR is used to enforce the London congestion charge, in SPECS speed cameras, and from March 2006, all road vehicle movements on main roads in the UK (along with petrol stations, supermarkets and Motorway service areas) will be logged by the police for unspecified purposes.
"Watch out, ANPR up ahead"
by oracle February 27, 2006
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hamster it

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"
by oracle October 7, 2006
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dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.
"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"
by oracle October 5, 2004
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rhubarb

by oracle March 12, 2004
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xfm

xfm is alive and well in London on 104.9! ive got it on now!
by oracle March 12, 2004
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