oracle's definitions

motoring

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.

1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring

by oracle February 5, 2004

plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

by oracle August 19, 2004

tax

see gordon brown

Gordon the taxman

by oracle March 12, 2004

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 5, 2004

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

by oracle August 19, 2004

New Labour

Ruling political party of UK. Policies include rising crime, taxation (see gordon brown, hate of motoring, mass immigration. Espacially harmful to education. See tony blair.

New labour are getting kicked out in the next election.

by oracle February 5, 2004