olivemondegreen's definitions

Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Pregret

Knowing you're going to regret something although hasn’t happened yet.

They: "I'm already pregretting that second special brownie."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Fleetwood Mac

When you allow yourself to become embroiled in a love triangle.

Jesse: “Oh dear, El should have never got with their metamour. It;s an enticing proposition but essential they've just Fleetwood mac’d themself.”

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Microfeasting

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.

Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Fangle

That angle you look fattest at. Can be used positively or negatively.

Ol: "Babe look if i have the phone down on the floor pointing up at my but at sixty degrees, my otherwise skinny butt looks so juicy. This really is my fangle."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020