Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Pregret

Knowing you're going to regret something although hasn’t happened yet.

They: "I'm already pregretting that second special brownie."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Microfeasting

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.

Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Microproject

A tiny project that is begun and completed within a short time frame allowing the creative person a chance to have a holiday from their main project(s) without causing any trouble, if they don't like not working.

Meg: "Did you see the ___rhsaint instagram page, it's a spoof of RH Sin's awful poetry."
Fern: "Yeh I heard the creator made it all in one day as a microproject."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Probo

Anti social behaviour for positive cause. Demonstrations etc. Spin-off of the criminal term "asbo" which means "anti-social behaviour order" in the UK.

Jameyyy: "Hey Octy I got an asbo at the demo yesterday."
Octagon: "You mean you got a probo."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Hubrising

The system of causing someone to have hubris

Dog: "Hey cat, Mitch McConnell was really hubrising Donny when he confirmed a quarter of all current federal judges currently sitting in the USA including three of the nine Supreme Court Justices. Don must have thought he could win anything with those stats."

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020

Fauxstalgia

Nostalgia for something that never actually happened

Fauxstalgia is sometimes used by folks who weren't born at the time to hark back about their experiences in the second world war, or used to remember a thing that didn't even happen such as the world before migration.

Karen aged 50: "Yes it reminds me how good it was in WWII when we didn't have transgendereds"

by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020