Definitions by olivemondegreen
Witch hop
Witch hop by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Stadium Jazz
Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
Stadium Jazz by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Dream bop
A mixing of jazz and indie subgenre dream pop. "Bop" is often suffixed at the end of jazz subgenres eg: Hard bop.
Suede: "This Ephemerals album is like if Beach House made a buddhist jazz record about being a modern day transsexual. I guess you'd call it dream bop."
Finch: "Yeh, "Third Eye" is a fairly unusual album and the band broke up halfway through the European tour."
Finch: "Yeh, "Third Eye" is a fairly unusual album and the band broke up halfway through the European tour."
Dream bop by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Stadium Jazz
Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
Stadium Jazz by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Psychedelic soul noir
Herb: "Alp what would you say Chasin Ghosts by Epehemrals is?"
Alp: "Ah I think it's Psychedelic soul noir ."
Alp: "Ah I think it's Psychedelic soul noir ."
Psychedelic soul noir by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Yupster
Karen: "I saw a TV documentary once where this market researcher who is my age asked a load of people with beards if they were hipsters. They said they weren't and the host became confused. Now I'm confused. Why don't they admit it?"
Male Karen: "Yeh, and how come hipsters have so much money if they're all artists?
Margot: "You've confused them with yupsters. Hipsters are not immediately visible in London because they're doing cool stuff that nobody really knows about. Yupsters are the first people outside of the movements to pick up on new cultural notes and are the first to spoil and invalidate them. But they do have a lot of money to popularise and flaunt it because they invariably have boring desk jobs. The final gentrification of ideas occurs when then yuppies catch hold of what the yupsters are doing. By this point the hipsters have left long ago due to rent rises."
Male Karen: "Yeh, and how come hipsters have so much money if they're all artists?
Margot: "You've confused them with yupsters. Hipsters are not immediately visible in London because they're doing cool stuff that nobody really knows about. Yupsters are the first people outside of the movements to pick up on new cultural notes and are the first to spoil and invalidate them. But they do have a lot of money to popularise and flaunt it because they invariably have boring desk jobs. The final gentrification of ideas occurs when then yuppies catch hold of what the yupsters are doing. By this point the hipsters have left long ago due to rent rises."
Yupster by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Fleetwood Mac
Jesse: “Oh dear, El should have never got with their metamour. It;s an enticing proposition but essential they've just Fleetwood mac’d themself.”
Fleetwood Mac by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020