northendwhitetrash's definitions

Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin was origionally started by Jimmy Page as a supergroup and continuation of the Yardbirds. Many rumors exist about the name. Some say that other musicians said the band would take off like a lead balloon, or the music was going to be heavy and light (who knows). The members were Robert Plant (vocals/harmonica), Jimmy Page (guitar etc), John Paul Jones (base ect) and John Bonham (drums/other percussion). Each member is considered to be one of the best in their feild. The band was formed in 1969 and disbanded after Bonham's death in 1979.

Led Zeppelin was and is the best band ever. Some of their notable albums include: Led Zeppelin I, Led Zeppelin II, Led Zeppelin III, the contraversial Led Zeppelin IV, Coda, Physical Graffiti, Houses of the Holy and This Song Remains the Same. Their best known song is Stairway to Heaven (I havn't been able to find any hidden satanic meanings)

by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007

No Offense

A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .

by Northendwhitetrash October 4, 2009

short bus

the primary mode of transportation for the "special". basically a regular bus, but shorter.

the shorter the bus, the more "special" the riders.
some regular riders can identify their short bus by its smell

by northendwhitetrash December 25, 2007

Jesus

According to Christianity, God's son and the saviour of the world who will come again to judge the living and the dead (CORRECT). According to the Jews, a heretic who comited blasphmy (some Jews and Muslims see him as a major profit). Acording to athiest, some guy (WRONG). According to evangelicals, a way to guilt impresionable idiots into giving them money.

Even if you don't think Jesus is God's son and all, at least accept that he was a pretty cool guy with good ideas on how to live.

by northendwhitetrash July 26, 2007

NEWT

A term used maliciously by stuck-up, arrogant, ingnorant jerks from the South and West Sides of Springfield, Illinois to describe their stereotyped veiw of residents of the Northend. Generally, the term is not true. The term stems from the fact that the people on the South and West Sides are GENERALY stuck-up, conceded rich bastards and trust-fund babies (or about as close as they can get in Springfield)and they wish to be-little those that don't have as much money as they do. The reasoning (in my opinion) for this name-calling is because the so-called NEWTS don't seem to care that the Southenders and West Siders are more affluent and well-off financially.

The term NEWT is usually meant to be offensive but many North Enders ussually laugh off or ignore the term, some acctully embrace the term.
There is also a term for West Enders: WEB, or West End Bitch/Bastard

by northendwhitetrash January 27, 2007

Ursuline Academy

One of many Catholic high-schools throughout the contry. The one in this difinition is located in Springfield, Illinois. Unlike many other Ursuline schhols, this one is coed. With a population of about 200 students, it is among the smallest high-schools in town. Located on the northend of Springfield, it is on the opposite side of town as the other Catholic High-school (SHG). The Springfield Ursuline's sports teams are called the Ursuline Sonics. Ursuline focuses on Academic Excelence (specifically in fine arts such as music).

Ursuline Academy is often looked down on by the rest of the High-schools in Springfield due to its small size, lack of football team and lack of funds (the school and average students' family is considered poor white-trash by other schools)

by northendwhitetrash January 28, 2007

volvo

before the time of the SUV, the ultimate soccermom vehicle. Most commonly found in middle to upper class suburbs driven by women (or a man who has been whipped real good by his wife). Mid priced, large to mid size, really safe, ugly. Older volvos are used by people who don't have enough cash to buy a cool car, but they still want something usable.

10 years ago, that soccormom would be dropping her 150lb 10 year-old off at practice in a volvo wagon, not a ford excursion.

by northendwhitetrash January 11, 2008