nobody else here's definitions

plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.

i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.

by nobody else here May 27, 2018

meat locker

a nickname for a really cold room in the house due to a major draft. this usually happens when u live at a really old apartment with low maintenance.

manager: where ever apartment u choose, dont do this one. the master bedroom is a freaking meat locker!

by nobody else here April 24, 2018

bomb the bowl

to have explosive diarrhea.

im gonna go bomb the bowl, brb.

by nobody else here September 20, 2017

fidget fuck

twirling and wiggling your dick around.

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!

by nobody else here September 24, 2017

skinny dicking

to go skinny dipping and peein in mid air as u approach the water.

i accidentally peed on my parents when i got caught in the middle of skinny dicking.

by nobody else here September 24, 2017

improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

by nobody else here September 26, 2017

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

magic!

samson: wew how do do that with the bot?
bran: magic! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

by nobody else here October 2, 2017