no_one_2000's definitions

dot^3

A clever way of denoting an ellipsis (those three dots "..."). It's commonly used after an idiot makes a stupid remark.

<tehn00bz0r> hey wat iz teh numbar for 911?
<Scr33nName> dot^3

by no_one_2000 January 9, 2005

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

power

Power is most simply defined in Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's the ratio of work to time. See below for an interesting usage of "power."

<crazychik> i know i have all the power in our relationship
<geekguy> Power is work/time. And work is force*displacement. And since you never move off your fat ass, you're not causing any displacement, which in turn, means you have no power.
<crasychik> sha up nerd

by no_one_2000 January 9, 2005

!##&

"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.

<n00b> OMG HOW U KIL ME U MUST B !##&
<me> Stfu, n00b.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

pzwn

Pzwn is the "ghetto" version of pwn, a word which I'm sure all heard used before in online gaming or on IRC. Pwn -> Pizzwn -> Pzwn.

"Unreal Tournament is so awesome, it will pzwn you."
"I pzwnd j00!"
"Mike pzwnz me"

by no_one_2000 March 19, 2005

To be or not to be

"To be or not to be, that is the question." It is believed that Shakespeare was actually a Java programmer and this famous line was originally recorded as

boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);

But that's just a legend... ;-)

...And according to boolean logic, the question is true.

by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005

buttchink

1) An insult used when no other can be thought of or when all others have been used up.

2) One who is extremely clueless or unskilled, especially in the fields of mathematics and computers; the opposite of a geek or nerd

Joe is a buttchink for defining my word before I did.

"I got a t-shirt with pi on the front from ThinkGeek!"
"wat is pi"
"What!? You stupid buttchink!!!"

by no_one_2000 December 25, 2004