no_one_2000's definitions

!##&

"1337" typed with the shift-key pressed. Seen most commonly from n00bs who type in all caps (but are too stupid to use the caps lock key), or by those making fun of n00bs.

<n00b> OMG HOW U KIL ME U MUST B !##&
<me> Stfu, n00b.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

x0r

A suffix that enhances the 1337ness of a word or statement. Common -x0r words are h4x0r, sux0r, fux0r, r0x0r, b0x0r, c0x0r, dix0r, jox0r, and sex0r. Any word that ends with a -cks sound can easily adopt the -x0r ending. See also z0r, the similar suffix used for words that do not have the -cks ending. (pwnz0r, etc.)

- omg!!!!1111111oneone i am t3h h4x0r
- wtf u sux0r
- my gf sux0red my c0x0r last night
- d00d u totally r0x0r my b0x0rz
- fux0r! windoze crashed and i lost meh file!

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005

power

Power is most simply defined in Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's the ratio of work to time. See below for an interesting usage of "power."

<crazychik> i know i have all the power in our relationship
<geekguy> Power is work/time. And work is force*displacement. And since you never move off your fat ass, you're not causing any displacement, which in turn, means you have no power.
<crasychik> sha up nerd

by no_one_2000 January 9, 2005

ª

It's ª smªll 'a' rªsied in the ªir. Nobody reªlly knows whªt it's for but it mªkes you feel speciªl to use it, just becuªse n00bs will wonder how you typed it.

<no_one_2000> Dude, what is this ª character? It's in the ASCII chart but nobody ever uses it.
<fyrehart> No clue.

by no_one_2000 August 2, 2005

5

5 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL" See 120.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.

So, LOL = 5

OMG, your computer has spyware? 5

by no_one_2000 August 9, 2004

Press F1

On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.

<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005

120d

See 5 and 120 for an explanation.

calkfreak83: Just to make things weirder, we should start saying "120d".

120d = "LOL!", just use 120d in replacement of it.

Nothing is compatible with a Mac! Not even viruses! 120d

by no_one_2000 August 11, 2004