no_one_2000's definitions

public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.

Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.

by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005

pzwn

Pzwn is the "ghetto" version of pwn, a word which I'm sure all heard used before in online gaming or on IRC. Pwn -> Pizzwn -> Pzwn.

"Unreal Tournament is so awesome, it will pzwn you."
"I pzwnd j00!"
"Mike pzwnz me"

by no_one_2000 March 19, 2005

dAIMn

It's what you say when the AOL Instant Messenger screws up. And based solely on its definition, you'll be saying this at least twenty times a day before downloading a new chatting program.

The extra advantage to using this term is that, if said correctly, sounds a bit more "gangsta." See dayamn.

Mike: So Phil, what do you think?
Mike has signed off
Mike has signed on
Mike: What the hell? It did it again!
Phil: dAIMn! Let's chat on MSN, kay?
Mike: Word.

by no_one_2000 February 12, 2005

To be or not to be

"To be or not to be, that is the question." It is believed that Shakespeare was actually a Java programmer and this famous line was originally recorded as

boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);

But that's just a legend... ;-)

...And according to boolean logic, the question is true.

by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005

120

120 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL!" See 5.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.
The factorial of five (5!) is 120.

So, the factorial of LOL (5) is 120. LOL! = 120

You have a 56k dial-up modem? Hahaha! 120

by no_one_2000 August 9, 2004

 

Alt + 0160 is a space character. It's the equivelant of   and can be used over and over again in HTML to actually make large spaces, as Alt + 032 (typical space character) will not let you do that.

Plus, it's good for using in forums or any text area box where you have to submit information and don't want to. Most sites filter out spaces and don't count them as a character, but Alt+0160 works every time.

The perfect invisible character brought to you by Windows ASCII Character Set.

see?

by no_one_2000 January 21, 2005

lol

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.

Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok

by no_one_2000 September 3, 2005