no1sandman's definitions

freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

by no1sandman November 22, 2014

brain fart

momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello

Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!

Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?

by no1sandman August 1, 2010

easetexting

Reading someone’s private texts especially when it may be about them

I caught Robert easetexting my phone and he found out I was cheating on him with John.

by no1sandman September 12, 2021

contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010

trailer gas

Foul bowel gas that follows the producer once emitted.

Dude 1: Sorry man. I did it outside. (rolling down the window as he gets in the car).

Dude 2: Oh wow, you got bad trailer gas. Let's get rolling so we can blow that out.

by no1sandman July 25, 2011