no1sandman's definitions

easetexting

Reading someone’s private texts especially when it may be about them

I caught Robert easetexting my phone and he found out I was cheating on him with John.

by no1sandman September 12, 2021

cunabit

Texting abbreviation for "See you in a bit". An expanded version of nabit (in a bit) as when you need some time to complete a task before starting another one.

texter 1: Win are u coming? I'm waitn

texter 2: On da way. Cunabit

by no1sandman January 1, 2010

trailer gas

Foul bowel gas that follows the producer once emitted.

Dude 1: Sorry man. I did it outside. (rolling down the window as he gets in the car).

Dude 2: Oh wow, you got bad trailer gas. Let's get rolling so we can blow that out.

by no1sandman July 25, 2011

green around the gills

The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.

dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.

dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.

dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!

by no1sandman March 20, 2010

brain fart

momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello

Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!

Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?

by no1sandman August 1, 2010