no1sandman's definitions

easetexting

Reading someone’s private texts especially when it may be about them

I caught Robert easetexting my phone and he found out I was cheating on him with John.

by no1sandman September 12, 2021

freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

by no1sandman November 22, 2014

green around the gills

The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.

dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.

dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.

dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!

by no1sandman March 20, 2010

got my hackles up

to become irritated, angry, or irate about a particular subject. to bristle at a disagreeable suggestion, request, or order.

That imbecile got my hackles up telling me I was wrong about who I voted for. What a frigging libtard.

by no1sandman September 4, 2017

brain fart

momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello

Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!

Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?

by no1sandman August 1, 2010