Running Shorts

Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.

Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!

Was she wearing yoga pants?

No she was wearing running shorts!

by nilethe146 May 02, 2015

GAD

Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

A psychiatric disorder with symptoms including constant worry, difficulty with concentration, and restlessness. GAD is twice as common in women than men. GAD can severely impair a person's ability to handle many things in their life including school, work, and relationships.

Heidi was recently diagnosed with GAD.

by nilethe146 November 07, 2020

English Class

Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.

I hate English class! Why can't everything be math?!!

by nilethe146 November 13, 2017

Indoctrination

Something that people believe happens at universities even though it doesn't. People are claiming that universities institutionalized indoctrination centers that brainwash students into believing woke ideology. In reality, going to university exposes you to new ideas which in turn teaches you to view the world differently, but that is not the same thing as indoctrination.

Person 1: That girl went to Portland State University and has been through a bunch of woke indoctrination. She now believes that man made climate change is real, trans women are women, and that there are more than two genders.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but all those things she believes are right. Humans are absolutely the cause of climate change, and your biology does not determine your gender

by nilethe146 September 26, 2023

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 06, 2018

Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

by nilethe146 May 02, 2017

Modified Diploma

A special type of High School Diploma designed specifically for special education students who can't meet the requirements to graduate high school due to a disability. It is basically useless. You can't use it to go to a college or anything. Not even community colleges will accept a Modified Diploma.

Bobby received a Modified Diploma because he was mentally retarded. Now, everyone is congratulating him at graduation even though he didn't have to meet any requirements to graduate.

by nilethe146 June 10, 2022