niggman star33's definitions

BTTTST

acronym meaning, beat them till they shit themselves. A severe form of threat or action when confronted or wanting to confront a person you hate.

look at those fuckas, I'm gonna BTTTST then that'll teach them a leason

by niggman star33 August 4, 2011

dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

dragged like a nigga

a reference to the old times when they used to hog tie slaves and drag them by horse as a means of punishment/execution. Used to describe moments when you are dragged along for an activity against your will or best interest.

Oh man I hate shopping with chicks, i always get dragged like a nigga

by niggman star33 September 9, 2011

playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.

oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

by niggman star33 October 9, 2011

Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.

Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.

by niggman star33 February 11, 2021

penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.

Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011