LTIPM

an acronym for "laughing till i pee myself" describing the uncontrollable laughter that gives you the sensation of wanting to undergo micturition.
Jack, "oh shoot did u see that guy eat it?"
John, "hahaha aww man I'm gonna LTIPM pretty soon!"
by niggman star33 August 04, 2011
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Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.
Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.
by niggman star33 February 12, 2021
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playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.
oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.
by niggman star33 October 09, 2011
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confussing

adj. similar to confusing, except it emphasizes the associated stress that is involved. If something is confussing, it has a lot of fuss to deal with, thus something is in fact confussing.
damnit women are confussing i'll never understand them. yes, very fussing.
by niggman star33 October 25, 2011
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mousy asian

noun, a word to describe the type of asians found in Irvine. To name these "people" after a mouse is actually insult to rodents, as a mouse fights back when cornered. Mousy asians on the otherhand, just look at away or down towards the ground as if bowing to a god.
Fucken mousy asian, look me in the eye son!
by niggman star33 August 15, 2011
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a phrase or expression to describe a dumb bitch that is not quite hot enuff to be THAT stupid. She may be slightly cute or moderately attractive (do-able) but is so stupid that it might not be worth it. This phrase usually follows a dumb comment that the dumb bitch makes such as, "Is the Cowboys a baseball team?"
john, "I'm the DDD tonight."

FB (fat bitch) "what's that?"
john, "the designated drunk driver! Good god woman you are not hot enuff to be this stupid
by niggman star33 August 21, 2011
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parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.
God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.
by niggman star33 September 15, 2011
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