LTIPM

an acronym for "laughing till i pee myself" describing the uncontrollable laughter that gives you the sensation of wanting to undergo micturition.
Jack, "oh shoot did u see that guy eat it?"
John, "hahaha aww man I'm gonna LTIPM pretty soon!"
by niggman star33 August 04, 2011
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Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.
Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.
by niggman star33 February 12, 2021
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playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.
oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.
by niggman star33 October 09, 2011
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confussing

adj. similar to confusing, except it emphasizes the associated stress that is involved. If something is confussing, it has a lot of fuss to deal with, thus something is in fact confussing.
damnit women are confussing i'll never understand them. yes, very fussing.
by niggman star33 October 25, 2011
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mousy asian

noun, a word to describe the type of asians found in Irvine. To name these "people" after a mouse is actually insult to rodents, as a mouse fights back when cornered. Mousy asians on the otherhand, just look at away or down towards the ground as if bowing to a god.
Fucken mousy asian, look me in the eye son!
by niggman star33 August 15, 2011
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face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.
Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
by niggman star33 November 09, 2011
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fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.
Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."
by niggman star33 August 10, 2011
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