niggman star33's definitions

penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.

Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.

Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.

by niggman star33 February 11, 2021

playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.

oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

by niggman star33 October 9, 2011

dragged like a nigga

a reference to the old times when they used to hog tie slaves and drag them by horse as a means of punishment/execution. Used to describe moments when you are dragged along for an activity against your will or best interest.

Oh man I hate shopping with chicks, i always get dragged like a nigga

by niggman star33 September 9, 2011

mousy asian

noun, a word to describe the type of asians found in Irvine. To name these "people" after a mouse is actually insult to rodents, as a mouse fights back when cornered. Mousy asians on the otherhand, just look at away or down towards the ground as if bowing to a god.

Fucken mousy asian, look me in the eye son!

by niggman star33 August 18, 2011