niggman star33's definitions

Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

cockblock stigmata

A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.

What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.

by niggman star33 August 8, 2011

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

BTTTST

acronym meaning, beat them till they shit themselves. A severe form of threat or action when confronted or wanting to confront a person you hate.

look at those fuckas, I'm gonna BTTTST then that'll teach them a leason

by niggman star33 August 4, 2011

psycho bitch 180

a phenomenon where a girl seems to be down to hang out, go out, or put out, then suddenly change her mind instantaneously, thus, confusing the pursuer and lowering her credibility.

John: "So you gonna go with her to the concert tomorrow?"
Jack: "Nah man. She pulled a psycho bitch 180 on me; she's kinda creeping me out now."

by niggman star33 August 6, 2011

dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011