niggman star33's definitions

Triaterostomia

Congenital disease where patients are born with 3 anuses. Symptoms include low self esteem, physical and psychological distress, as they are constantly spewing diarrhea from all 3 anuses.

Persona A: Did you hear what 45 said again?
Persona B: oh ya, I feel so sorry for him, I heard he has triaterostomia, that's why all you see and hear is diarrhea.

by niggman star33 February 11, 2021

playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.

oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

by niggman star33 October 9, 2011

dragged like a nigga

a reference to the old times when they used to hog tie slaves and drag them by horse as a means of punishment/execution. Used to describe moments when you are dragged along for an activity against your will or best interest.

Oh man I hate shopping with chicks, i always get dragged like a nigga

by niggman star33 September 9, 2011

penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.

Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

LANE FLUID

A driver who transitions fluidly between driving lanes on the road, often times driving simultaneously in multiple lanes.

No, that wasn't reckless driving officer, I just identify as lane fluid.

by niggman star33 June 14, 2024

LTIPM

an acronym for "laughing till i pee myself" describing the uncontrollable laughter that gives you the sensation of wanting to undergo micturition.

Jack, "oh shoot did u see that guy eat it?"
John, "hahaha aww man I'm gonna LTIPM pretty soon!"

by niggman star33 August 4, 2011