23 definitions by newsvava
"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
by newsvava February 11, 2009
If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.
by newsvava February 11, 2009
by newsvava February 14, 2009
Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 11, 2009
Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
by newsvava February 9, 2009