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hello program

If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.

The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello

Guy: Hello

Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?

Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
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Douché

Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"

Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."

Me: Douché.
by newsvava March 5, 2009
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facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.
Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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tit leak

The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.
Girl 1: Hey, good morning!

Girl 2: Dude, close your bathrobe, you've got some mad tit leak.
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.
Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
by newsvava February 21, 2009
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Stacy Alert

In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".

"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
by newsvava February 17, 2009
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are you fistfucking me?

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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