newsvava's definitions

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009

sexy casual

When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.

Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.

Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?

Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.

Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

art

Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.

Art. Look, but don't touch.

Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.

Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.

Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.

by newsvava February 14, 2009

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

diarrheets

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.

"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

by newsvava February 9, 2009

banana danglers

Long skinny breasts that hang down like bananas.

Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!

Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.

by newsvava February 13, 2009