newsvava's definitions

tit leak

The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.

Girl 1: Hey, good morning!

Girl 2: Dude, close your bathrobe, you've got some mad tit leak.

by newsvava February 11, 2009

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

flying the Brazilian flag

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region

"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"

by newsvava April 27, 2009

trader nugget

Links to videos or websites etc. that people send each other, i.e. nuggets that people trade.

Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!

Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

sexy casual

When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.

Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.

Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?

Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.

Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

diarrheets

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.

"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

by newsvava February 9, 2009

status update

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

by newsvava February 10, 2009