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When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.
Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Art. Look, but don't touch.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009
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Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."
"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the baby unicorn tears mug.Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 10, 2009
Get the desperatus update mug.If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
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