newsvava's definitions

art

Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.

Art. Look, but don't touch.

Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.

Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.

Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.

by newsvava February 14, 2009

status update

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

by newsvava February 10, 2009

sexy casual

When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.

Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.

Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?

Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.

Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

flying the Brazilian flag

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region

"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"

by newsvava April 27, 2009

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

trader nugget

Links to videos or websites etc. that people send each other, i.e. nuggets that people trade.

Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!

Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009