newsvava's definitions

flying the Brazilian flag

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region

"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"

by newsvava April 27, 2009

tit leak

The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.

Girl 1: Hey, good morning!

Girl 2: Dude, close your bathrobe, you've got some mad tit leak.

by newsvava February 11, 2009

sexy casual

When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.

Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.

Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?

Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.

Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

desperatus update

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

by newsvava February 10, 2009

facebook status

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

by newsvava February 10, 2009

hells mells

Totally relaxed and chill, a.k.a. hella mellow.

Girl 1: So I hear you scared off George Clooney with your repeated text messages.

Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!

Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009