77 definitions by neil

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by neil March 19, 2005

pyromaniac

The man previously nwo known as Nightknight
I think this man needs to go back to his past and pull some pyromaniac out.

I am NightKnight recentyly knoq as the more awesomer Pyromaniac

by neil May 31, 2004

Weak

weak- adj./ To suck.

Dude, this is weak.

by neil December 23, 2003

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by neil February 17, 2004

lezbean

variant spelling of lesbian

'Aye,' affirms Margaret-Anne as they walk off. 'Fuckin lezbeans.'
- Christopher Brookmyre, 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil', Little Brown, London, 2006, p281

by neil January 2, 2007

windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

by neil June 5, 2003

domissary

An abode, commonly a member of the fungus Kingdom in which gnomes of the Skurdish family reside. Occasionally a site of extreme trippiness.

What is a domissary? Am I high?

by neil April 18, 2004