Definitions by naruto_dictionary
Shikamaru
Easy one of the coolest mfs in the naruto, my man was probably high the entirety of the show and it probably only made him smarter. This man could solve a rubix cube in the midst of clapping everyone at a game of shogi. Also bagged the sand's finest for a wife.
Friend 1: 'man, shikamaru is soo cool'
Friend 2: '100%'
Friend 3: ' I bet he has massive balls'
Friend 1: 'yeah'
Friend 2: 'agreed, wait-'
Friend 2: '100%'
Friend 3: ' I bet he has massive balls'
Friend 1: 'yeah'
Friend 2: 'agreed, wait-'
Shikamaru by naruto_dictionary April 8, 2021
Boruto
Most annoying mf in his own show, little mong needs to show some respect to our boy Naruto. Also the prick needs to sort out his hair, ugly sh#t.
Boruto by naruto_dictionary April 6, 2021
Minato
The mf that could practically be f#%king your mum and doing the laundry at the same time, on different sides of the planet. Also bagged one of the baddest chicks in the village.
Friend 1: just thinking about how badass minato was.
Friend 2: we he was, shame he got clapped by fox mf
Friend 2: we he was, shame he got clapped by fox mf
Minato by naruto_dictionary April 6, 2021
Baby Replace Jutsu
Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
Baby Replace Jutsu by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
Byakugan
A visual jutsu allowing the possessor to look through peoples clothes (and other things less important), the possessor is also able to see a person's pressure points and with that information is able to immobilize anyone, allowing them to nonconsensually shag them.
Friend 1: "yo, how did it go with Emma last night?"
Friend 2: "not so well to be honest, she wouldn't let me smash, so I just used my byakugan to immobilize her and it all worked out in the end."
Friend 1: "AY YO, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"
Friend 2: "not so well to be honest, she wouldn't let me smash, so I just used my byakugan to immobilize her and it all worked out in the end."
Friend 1: "AY YO, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"
Byakugan by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
Mud Wall Jutsu
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
Mud Wall Jutsu by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
Thunderclap Arrow
When you hook a car battery to a metal arrow and shoot it through a crowd of people (normally at a festival of sorts) and if you here the loud scream of a child, you get a point. First to three points wins.
Friend 1: "so how did you guys decide whos turn it was to walk the dog in the end?"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."
Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"
Friend 2: "oh that, we just played a game of Thunderclap Arrow and I ended up winning."
Friend 3: "ye but only cos you didn't allow the rule that new-born babies count as two points, I would've won."
Friend 2: "cos we aren't allowed to change the rules, that's how it works."
Friend 1: "YOU PLAYED THAT GAME TO DECIDE SOMETHING SO PETTY, WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-??!!"
Thunderclap Arrow by naruto_dictionary January 31, 2021