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oral sex

Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.
Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).

Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)
by MTF January 26, 2010
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W T F

Days of the week abbreviation: (W)ednesday (T)hursday (F)riday
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F ...
by mtf November 14, 2011
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Grouch

A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.
Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.
by MTF May 19, 2009
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Homojito

A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.
Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.
by MTF July 7, 2010
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Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.
Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!
by MTF February 15, 2009
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British Petroleum

BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.
British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.
by MTF June 16, 2010
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EOOB

Acronym for "Essence Of Other Bitch". Used to express the scent which lingers on you after you have been with a woman who is not your regular girl. This essence may be in the form of perfume or any other bodily fluid still hanging around: sweat, saliva, vaginal secretions, ass, funk, etc. Sometimes it takes several scalding hot showers and time to kill this annoying menace.
(Thought going thru guys head:)
If I go home now, Dolores will know where I have been. Damn. I must hit the gym for a workout and shower to try to get rid of this EOOB that is emanating from my body.
by MTF January 14, 2009
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