mtf's definitions
A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.
Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!
by MTF March 14, 2012
Get the Pussy Shirtmug. A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.
by MTF May 19, 2009
Get the Grouchmug. A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.
Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?
Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.
Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?
Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.
Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!
by MTF March 17, 2009
Get the Object Sexualmug. A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
by MTF February 12, 2009
Get the Snuggiemug. Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF March 18, 2012
Get the Zed's deadmug. The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.
Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.
Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.
Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
by MTF February 9, 2009
Get the Barry Bondsmug. Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!
by MTF January 22, 2009
Get the Jack-In-A-Boxmug.