mtf's definitions

Grouch

A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.

Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.

by MTF May 19, 2009

Homojito

A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.

Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.

by MTF July 7, 2010

Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

by MTF February 15, 2009

punar eclipse

When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.

It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.

by MTF July 29, 2008

dirty fermin

When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.

I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!

by MTF March 25, 2008

Radio Station Withdrawal

A heart-felt feeling of sadness occuring when a long-listened to radio station suddenly changes formats, and with little or no warning, your regularly listened to programing entertainment is gone.

A sure sign of tough economic times, after many years, 97.1 Free FM in Los Angeles switched formats from Talk Radio to Top 40. Gone are my daily favorites such as Adam Carolla in the morning, and Tom Leykis in the afternoon. I felt that these DJ entertainers were like family to me after listening to their programs for years. I am feeling depression and anxiety since I can't get my daily fix, something I can only describe as Radio Station Withdrawal.

by MTF February 27, 2009

EOOB

Acronym for "Essence Of Other Bitch". Used to express the scent which lingers on you after you have been with a woman who is not your regular girl. This essence may be in the form of perfume or any other bodily fluid still hanging around: sweat, saliva, vaginal secretions, ass, funk, etc. Sometimes it takes several scalding hot showers and time to kill this annoying menace.

(Thought going thru guys head:)
If I go home now, Dolores will know where I have been. Damn. I must hit the gym for a workout and shower to try to get rid of this EOOB that is emanating from my body.

by MTF January 14, 2009