1 definition by mso<3
the towns of maplewood and south orange, new jersey where the nights are long(if the cops don't show up, which usually happens now due to maplewood online); where 'natty-lite' is consumed as though it was water; where every weekend you're tempted to just drink on the street since no one will have a party but in the summer usually just end up at the gaga courts or memorial park; where sometimes you're either scared behid belief of the ghetto people and then sometimes they're your best friends; where when someone gets a car, it's a godsend; where you wish the rez wasnt a gay meeting place or a place to dispose body parts so you could party; where the surrounding towns suck(aka millburn, union, livingston...); where marijuana is in such abundance that you dont even need the neighboring horrible towns; where trattoria is your home base for those boring nights and "bagel" is your base for those hang-over mornings.
you know your form mso when:
you got to "bagel" every sunday for brucnh to recap the previous nights drunken ridiculousness
you love 'natty-lite' as though your life depended on it
you love/hate the ghetto
you love the rare-amazing party
you always count on a select few to sketchily get you the 'natty-lite' you so badly need
you hate hearing the phrase 'party in newstead' cuase you know that will mean a 3 mile hike to a destination that will be broken up by the cops
you fit close to 10 poeple in a 5-seater car
you have a life-time full of memories of those drunken nights in either the dead of winter at a sketchy house or in the beautiful summer at the gaga courts
you will never forget the many years of amazing times shared by all in mso
you got to "bagel" every sunday for brucnh to recap the previous nights drunken ridiculousness
you love 'natty-lite' as though your life depended on it
you love/hate the ghetto
you love the rare-amazing party
you always count on a select few to sketchily get you the 'natty-lite' you so badly need
you hate hearing the phrase 'party in newstead' cuase you know that will mean a 3 mile hike to a destination that will be broken up by the cops
you fit close to 10 poeple in a 5-seater car
you have a life-time full of memories of those drunken nights in either the dead of winter at a sketchy house or in the beautiful summer at the gaga courts
you will never forget the many years of amazing times shared by all in mso
by mso<3 January 24, 2006