4 definitions by mr. dickerson

ninjadick

verb

to stick ones penis into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth

"dude, i ninjadicked your mom in the shower last night"

by mr. dickerson May 18, 2007

man the harpoons

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

by mr. dickerson May 18, 2007

dank

adjective

something incredibly awesome, or beneficial

"the mcrib is pretty fucking dank"

by mr. dickerson May 18, 2007

epic

adjective

something so incredible that it can only be described as epic, few things fall into this category, but when they do, you will never forget them

"my girlfriend stuck her finger in my butthole last night, it was epic"

"that girl has epic tits"

by mr. dickerson May 18, 2007