7 definitions by mr & jb
"Cletus has lost quite a few brain cells since he began watching stock car racing, he's a first-class NAStard."
by mr & jb September 4, 2006
PUN-ching Bag (v) - The act of lifting the penis and inflicting pugilistic damage to the testicle area.
by mr & jb September 7, 2006
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
by mr & jb September 4, 2006
PAN-tee DEE-ler (n) - a gentleman who sells his significant other's soiled undergarments to other gentlemen for fun and profit.
by mr & jb September 4, 2006
Einstein hair (n) - When the pubic hair of a woman extends out of her underwear creating the illusion of Albert Einstein in her panties.
"Wow, Haley really needs some grooming... she's got some serious Einstein Hair poking out her panties."
by mr & jb January 26, 2007
BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.
"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."
by mr & jb September 4, 2006
Too-na chin (n) - residue left on the mustache, goatee or van dyk of a man who orally pleasures a woman. Generally more potent when left overnight.
by mr & jb September 4, 2006