purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.
Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.
by monkiki November 06, 2006
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La Wino

Amy Winehouse, as coined in Brit tabloids. A truly talented singer, she has become a darling of the yellow journals, due to her anorexic appearance and heavy drinking/ drugging/ brawling. She overdosed and was seen bloody and with her husband all scratched up. Got her a ton of publicity. She won a BRIT award, a MOBO and is due return to the studio to start work on a new album set for release in 2008 which is exciting. If she doesn't die first from her eating disorder etc. The British newspaper The Sun has been running a HILARIOUS Amy Winehouse column called Wino Watch.
I sure hope La Wino lives long enough to make many more albums!
by monkiki October 07, 2007
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phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).
they don't give a phoop
by monkiki February 26, 2005
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Man Coulter

Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.
Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.
by monkiki November 15, 2007
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Sarah Palin

Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.

In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.

It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.

A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.

She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.

Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick

David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
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butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.
Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS
by monkiki February 25, 2005
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beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.
You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!
by monkiki August 04, 2005
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