Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

rubberwood

A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.

Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen

Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?

by Misfit August 23, 2004

Frode

A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.

Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"

by misfit May 05, 2005

I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

by misfit June 01, 2004

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

by misfit December 07, 2003