miller's definitions

Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 16, 2004

c u next tuesday

term used to describe Carlos Boozer

"Boozer is a C U Next Tuesday" - Paul Silas.

by Miller March 24, 2005

man cave

A man who is so obese he can be imagined to be a storage of food, or a "cave" of food.

Those man caves on the telly have a show called "man caves"

by Miller July 23, 2009

fat sweaty betty

extremely ugly and annoying woman that works the bar see also skeezer but not hot

yo terranova fat sweaty betty just grabbed your ass

by miller March 21, 2005

chava

coming from Sunderland there r a hell of a lot of chavas hangin round the streets. They wear fake burberry, fake berghaus, fake rock port stuff. They all smoke, can only afford the cheapest cidre and say "whooooooo ya tarkin tee?" everytime they c sum tht isnt another chava. Also they r all gay

arghhhhhh!! A chava!!! Burn it!!!! Kill it quikly!!! Before i get a disease!!!

by miller January 2, 2004

pock rorts

a fake version of rock ports tht chavas wear

y aye ya fukin mug, £200 rock ports these r mam ya fukin mef (they will actually b £5 fakes)

by miller January 2, 2004

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005