mikgriffen's definitions

Tallywhacker

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.

Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

Most popular Urban Dictionary words

When you're searching for the most urban dictionary word instead of studying and you clicked on definitions instead.
*Sad pupper noises*

You won't believe what the most popular urban dictionary words are!!! -Clickbait websites

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

Go fucketh thyself

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

LGBTQ+

Someone who identifies as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer and the plus sign is because there are new genders being created every time a person wanks.

"Hey Susan! Do you mind if I call you as 'she/her'?"
"I'd prefer if you'd use the they/them pronouns because I'm LGBTQ+ or specifically, I'm lesbian, omnisexual, pansexual, homosexual, androsexual, polyamoric, cisgender, demiboy..."
"Oh for fuck's sake, I understand.

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021