mike d's definitions

perfect dark

Awesome N64 game, that was also ported to Game Boy (apparently you can swap game info between them...gameboy is lame anyway...)

It is definately the best N64 game ever!!

by mike d March 22, 2005

product

slang for drugs used by people in the business

Your product is really pure

by mike d January 13, 2004

Doodalay

Term that means to have sex

Coined at Griff's house when we watched a porn with mad techno in the backround that repeated out loud sounded like "doodalay, doodalay, doodalay, doodalay...etc"

Oh shit dude, did u guys doodalay?

How many girls you doodalay last night guy?

by Mike D January 12, 2004

Cell block D

Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz

Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.

by mike d November 14, 2018

cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.

damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus

by MIKE D August 11, 2004

doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.

"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".

by Mike D June 20, 2006

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006