mike d's definitions

Pilot Wings

The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.

"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"

by Mike D December 7, 2004

sinbad

To connect a tube from the anus to the mouth to allow the flow of feces between two people.

Yo I jus sinbadded this biach

by mike d May 27, 2003

high strung

From the St. Sebastian's Renaissance Guild website:

WHAT DOES "HIGH STRUNG" MEAN?

When a bow is "high strung" it means that when the bow is strung the height of the string from the handle is over 6 inches. This made the bow fast to shoot but over-stressed the wood causing the bow to have a very short life. When a bow fails it tends to explode.

So a "high strung" person is quick to blow up. Quick to anger, etc

The high strung mall security guard told me he'd kick my ass if I tried to skateboard again.

by Mike D March 9, 2005

Mexican Shit

After a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a shit. And it smells so bad that your eyes BURN.

"Steve, i could smell your mexican shit on the other side of the building... how fucked up did you get last night dude?"

by Mike D June 20, 2006

product

slang for drugs used by people in the business

Your product is really pure

by mike d January 13, 2004

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006

Doodalay

Term that means to have sex

Coined at Griff's house when we watched a porn with mad techno in the backround that repeated out loud sounded like "doodalay, doodalay, doodalay, doodalay...etc"

Oh shit dude, did u guys doodalay?

How many girls you doodalay last night guy?

by Mike D January 12, 2004