mike d's definitions

neckin off

to jerk the neck portion of the body like a penis

Jock robb grabbed his neck and began to neck off

by mike d October 20, 2003

Billabong

1. expensive skater brand clothing

2. affectionate name for your penis

she tugged on my billabong real hard

by mike d June 8, 2005

Mexican Shit

After a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a shit. And it smells so bad that your eyes BURN.

"Steve, i could smell your mexican shit on the other side of the building... how fucked up did you get last night dude?"

by Mike D June 20, 2006

Doodalay

Term that means to have sex

Coined at Griff's house when we watched a porn with mad techno in the backround that repeated out loud sounded like "doodalay, doodalay, doodalay, doodalay...etc"

Oh shit dude, did u guys doodalay?

How many girls you doodalay last night guy?

by Mike D January 12, 2004

wapper

A wapper is the same as a wap. It refers to a asian female, but it also refers to the asian culture that she reflects.

I took my wapper to Burger King; I fed her a whopper with extra cream.

by mike d January 23, 2004

ahhfff

it is a rather complex word used in place of a phrase such as yeah right

hey do you want to suck my dick "ahhfff"

by mike d August 16, 2006

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006