mike's definitions

Mean girls

A movie that if i wasnt in a room full of people would off wacked off to.

Man those bitches r hott!!

by Mike May 2, 2004

goony goon squad

a gang started from dipset spreading across nyc and westchester county

yo the goony goon squad is down wit it

by mike January 27, 2005

shidduch

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan

Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.

by Mike October 17, 2004

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Amber Haters Annomous

for amber also see bitch or whore

Ill see you at the A.H.A. meeting tonight

by Mike March 3, 2005

chi chi cabron

The ultimate cabron. Derived from the first name of professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez and the Spanish expletive cabron. Used as an insult among friends.

Vincent: Whose turn is it?

Mike: It's your turn chi chi cabron!

by Mike December 26, 2004

pigholio

To act disorderly and inappropriately excited about completely lame events or objects. This is the way one acts who is rarely exposed to outside events.

Man, that girl is totally going pigholio. Stay away from her.

by Mike October 2, 2003

oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006