me.'s definitions

sum 41

A kickass band. All you people who hate Sum 41 are shitheads. So shove your retarded lame excuses for "insults" about Sum 41 up your ass because they are THE BEST BAND EVER. Git it thru yer head, asshole.

Simple and easy, Sum 41 rocks.

by Me. August 1, 2003

racism

See also stupidity.

Racism & stupidity go hand in hand.

by Me. October 8, 2004

whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

by me. December 26, 2004

cocksicle

an endearing term for cock. like sucking a cocksicle?

one slut to anoter slut, "im gonna go have myself a yummy cocksicle"

by me. May 27, 2003

bitch bucket

a small, generally convertible, generally vw cabrio, type car with a generally blonde bitch driving it talking on her cell phone while putting her make up on

i was nearly hit by some bitch bucket today

by me. October 25, 2003

The Ginty

Two in the pink - two in the stink.

When she bent over I sent her The Ginty.

by Me. March 26, 2004

happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

by Me. October 10, 2004