maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

terminal relationship

A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.

Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.

This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 7, 2010

semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.

"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it

Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.

by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007

stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time

"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009

French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.

I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010

derange bouche

An end-of-the-meal amuse bouche. Like an amuse bouche, a derange bouche is not ordered from a menu by patrons but rather served free and according to the chef's selection alone. However, it is served at the end of a large meal, usually long after anyone wants any more food and only because they are delicious - often chocolate or sweets that are practically coercive. The result is a diner happy for a moment but riddled with longer-lasting guilt and discomfort for having overeaten. Often styled as petits fours or mignardises.

Surprisingly the seven course meal was an appropriate amount of food, until that derange bouche put us over the top. Total wasted calories.

That derange bouche was delicious but now I can't fit into my pants!

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 11, 2019

songtradiction

Lyrics in two songs by the same group or artist with opposite or nearly opposite statements, which taken together suggest a contradiction, inconsistency, or change in outlook.

The following are all examples of songtradictions:

1) A Madonna Songtradiction-
"'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right, 'cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl" - Material Girl
"You don't need diamond rings or eighteen karat gold. Fancy cars that go very fast, you know they never last, no, no." - Express Yourself

2) A U2 Songtradiction:
"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel" - Mysterious Ways
"Blessings not just for the ones who kneel, luckily" - City of Blinding Lights

3) A Destiny's Child Songtradiction:
"Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills. Always 50/50 in relationships" - Independent Woman
"Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo'bills? Then maybe we can chill. I don't think you do, so you and me are through" - Bills, Bills, Bills

by maxkeepsitreal1 January 2, 2009