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A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.
Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.
This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.
This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 7, 2010
Get the terminal relationship mug.To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.
She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.
by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008
Get the wachove mug.A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.
I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
Get the pre-sleep mug.She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
Get the Turkish handshake mug."Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009
Get the stilltarded mug.An end-of-the-meal amuse bouche. Like an amuse bouche, a derange bouche is not ordered from a menu by patrons but rather served free and according to the chef's selection alone. However, it is served at the end of a large meal, usually long after anyone wants any more food and only because they are delicious - often chocolate or sweets that are practically coercive. The result is a diner happy for a moment but riddled with longer-lasting guilt and discomfort for having overeaten. Often styled as petits fours or mignardises.
Surprisingly the seven course meal was an appropriate amount of food, until that derange bouche put us over the top. Total wasted calories.
That derange bouche was delicious but now I can't fit into my pants!
That derange bouche was delicious but now I can't fit into my pants!
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 11, 2019
Get the derange bouche mug.A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.
I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010
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