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circadian rhythm method

A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.
"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."

"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008
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semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.
"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."
by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008
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premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it
Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007
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stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time
"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009
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whiskey cleanse

Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.
Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
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Pop a gator

A one-man dance move in which the dancer keeps his feet stationary and bends as far back as possible while moving arms, head and torso festively. Performed almost exclusively by men in New Orleans during Mardi Gras parades, particularly when a woman is shaking her behind.
Look at that girl shakin' her ass! I'ma pop a gator!! Who dat?!
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010
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twindian

A person of east Indian ethnic origin with a twin.
Rajiv, we should go hit on those twindians.
by maxkeepsitreal1 September 28, 2008
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