maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

terminal relationship

A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.

Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.

This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 7, 2010

semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.

"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

othertask

An extreme variety of multitasking, othertasking is the act of totally ignoring a present, serious task for another, usually less serious, task. Such behavior is only true othertasking if it is couched in the fiction that both tasks are being worked on.

"I really needed to watch the last half hour of that movie, but I was stuck in class, so I turned on my computer, put my earphones in and othertasked the movie. Way more efficient than just skipping class."

"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2008

stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time

"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009

twindian

A person of east Indian ethnic origin with a twin.

Rajiv, we should go hit on those twindians.

by maxkeepsitreal1 September 28, 2008

songtradiction

Lyrics in two songs by the same group or artist with opposite or nearly opposite statements, which taken together suggest a contradiction, inconsistency, or change in outlook.

The following are all examples of songtradictions:

1) A Madonna Songtradiction-
"'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right, 'cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl" - Material Girl
"You don't need diamond rings or eighteen karat gold. Fancy cars that go very fast, you know they never last, no, no." - Express Yourself

2) A U2 Songtradiction:
"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel" - Mysterious Ways
"Blessings not just for the ones who kneel, luckily" - City of Blinding Lights

3) A Destiny's Child Songtradiction:
"Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills. Always 50/50 in relationships" - Independent Woman
"Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo'bills? Then maybe we can chill. I don't think you do, so you and me are through" - Bills, Bills, Bills

by maxkeepsitreal1 January 2, 2009

premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it

Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.

by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007