matt's definitions

Chauncey

Not to be confused with the term "Chauncy", which is without the E.

A Chauncey is a person who tends to be more talented, smarter, and better over-all in numeruos ways than the average person. They tend to be deserving of reverence and are thought of highly, but sometimes due to this are envied.

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, and George Washington were all true Chauncey's.

by Matt September 1, 2008

Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )

Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D

by Matt December 6, 2004

fun juice

the process of male gential explodsion

Wow ... that kid's gotta lot of Fun juice

by Matt July 23, 2006

buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 4, 2004

clevace

Human Waste, Poop, Stinkie, Excriment

There was dog clevace all over my lawn

by Matt April 19, 2005

poser punk

Someone who acts the way they do because they think it's cool.

A kid who wears a tony hawk shirt, has a pre made board, vans shoes, and doesn't know how to skateboard, but they act like they can.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Max 300

An extremely fast and difficult song from DDR, requiring incredible stamina and sight-reading abilities. It was the first 10 footer to appear when it debuted on DDRMAX and the fastest song to date. Once you pass thing song, you can join the "Max club".

I'd rather run suicides than play Max 300

by Matt September 6, 2004