matt's definitions

swoller

swoller (v.):
1. To consume a beverage by way of drinking.
2. To engage in the act of swollering.

Other forms: swollered, swollering, did swoller

Can I have a swoller of that thar whiskey?

by Matt December 16, 2004

CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."

Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.

by Matt September 8, 2005

Yonkers

Greatest city in New York. Contrary to what many believe, it's actually a very livable and vibrant city.

Stay out of the ghettos though, there's nothing to do down there.

by Matt March 23, 2005

NeogeN

A legendary CS player that ownz all. Hes so good he goes 1v5 vs cal-i teams and pwnz there faces. KTHX he ownz joo.

NeogeN would own you if he was here.

by Matt December 23, 2003

Vae Victus

Woe to the Conquered (From The Legacy Of Kain series)

VAE VICTUS, Motherfucker !

by matt September 16, 2004

spicket

A rapid firing firearm, which dispersses death at an insanely quick rate with no apprehension as to women children or babies

"you hit his ass with the spas-12, that shits not even a bucket, its a god damn spicket

by matt June 20, 2003

Drunkversation

When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did

by Matt January 4, 2009