matt's definitions

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003

grunger

someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger

a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"

by Matt January 17, 2004

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Whiteboarding

having a Whiteboard conversation on MSN messenger

"Fancy Whiteboardin' man?"

by Matt May 26, 2004

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003

bent

Yo when you drunk as shit.

Lat night wen we got dose hos i was bent.

by Matt January 6, 2005