master p's definitions

crump

an expression of exasperation or excitement.

What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.

by Master P July 31, 2003

Jello Biafra

A brilliant political activist/brilliant former lead singer of DK.

by Master P July 2, 2003

ASSimilation

the art of getting ass; the art of having many sexual expiriences.

yo babii! don't hate on me cause i was gettin' my assimilation on!

by master p May 13, 2005

Ooohhhwee

I 'unno

by master p July 12, 2003

Raider Fan

A real, true fan of the Oakland Raiders.

Let's separate the real fans from the high crackheads who show up and get in fights. The first have to be the best fans any sports team could ask for. They dress up, and yell, and love the Raiders to give them support. They treat the Raiders as more than a sports team, more like a way of life. then there are the drunk assholes, who are often categorized with the diehard fans, but rather they do not care whether the Raiders win or lose, just how drunk they can get and how many fights they can get into. Those two groups of fans being clumped into one is a terrible thing.

OAKLAND A'S SUCK!!!!!

I am a true Raider fan, not one of those drunk assholes who show up just to get into fights.

by Master P July 2, 2003

Quick Sticks

Used when asking someone to hurry the fuck up !

Chad, your round for drinks, quick sticks!!

by Master P June 21, 2004

knocked up

to get pregnant; an unplanned pregnancy, unwanted.

fuck yo! i just knocked up this bitch, now i gotta pay child support!

by master p March 3, 2005