mary's definitions

he gots hands

A guy who has good strong hands for fingering a girl.

Damn, he got hands, he made me cum like 5 times.

by Mary February 1, 2005

Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).

I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns

by Mary March 13, 2005

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005

Courtney Love

Bleach blonde, white as still can be called blonde, hair. Taken from the actual Courtney Love, who had bleach blonde, white as hell hair.

"I'm gonna courtney love my hair."

by Mary March 24, 2005

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005

Winter-een-mas

A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.

"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."

Happy Winter-een-mas!

by Mary January 23, 2004

MSgt.

USMC,(ret)- also known as GOD

"MSgt. knows everything, therefore he is GOD"

by Mary November 24, 2003