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Contrary to popular belief, a supermodel is not just any prominent model. There are only five: Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer. These are the models who ruled the fashion industry in the 1990s with outrageous contract demands and failed though financially rewarding attempts at acting and singing; the era of the supermodel is over. Prominent models are known as "powermodels" and include Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Gemma Ward, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and the like.
Janice Dickinson claims to be the world's first supermodel but she is actually just a hideous troll.
My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.
My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the supermodel mug.V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.
On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the V Day mug.A form of birth control practiced by idiot couples to prevent pregnancy. It is not at all effective because pre-ejaculate contains sperm. It also does not protect from STDs
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the pull out mug.Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the Cate Blanchett mug.An SSRI that like many others, carry great risk of sexual side effects, fatigue and weight gain. Has fewer side effects than Prozac generally, but Prozac makes you lose weight in the beginning.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the lexapro mug.British runway and print supermodel of Jamaican and Asian heritage. Of the 5 Supermodels (others are Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer), she is the only one minority. She is quite a bitch, initiating feuds with Tyra Banks and Posh Spice among others. She is known for throwing phones at her assistants for which she has been sued several times for this. She attributed her past behavior to cocaine use, though her behavior remains the same after both rehab and anger management classes.
She has appeared in music videos of George Michael, Michael Jackson and Jay-Z. She posed in Playboy as well as in erotic pictures with Madonna in Madge's book "Sex." She released a CD titled "Babywoman" which was popular in Japan. She also started The Fashion Cafe with models Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson. Famous lovers include Usher, Robert De Niro, Mike Tyson, U2 bassist Adam Clayton, and the father of Heidi Klum's daughter Leni. She is also a boxer. She angered animal rights activists after pledging never to wear fur in a large campaign by PeTA but began wearing furs soon after.
She has appeared in music videos of George Michael, Michael Jackson and Jay-Z. She posed in Playboy as well as in erotic pictures with Madonna in Madge's book "Sex." She released a CD titled "Babywoman" which was popular in Japan. She also started The Fashion Cafe with models Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson. Famous lovers include Usher, Robert De Niro, Mike Tyson, U2 bassist Adam Clayton, and the father of Heidi Klum's daughter Leni. She is also a boxer. She angered animal rights activists after pledging never to wear fur in a large campaign by PeTA but began wearing furs soon after.
Naomi Campbell is pretty, but her attitude is so unattractive.
I pulled a Naomi Campbell today. I threw my cell phone at my boyfriend.
I pulled a Naomi Campbell today. I threw my cell phone at my boyfriend.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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