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also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
Get the Cosmopolitan magazine mug.The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
by margaretsanger December 24, 2005
Get the ninety night-stand mug.Playwright, anti-violence activist and feminist best known for the Vagina Monologues and the Good Body. She is Dylan McDermott's stepmother. She is the author of several books and she's featured in several movies related to the Vagina Monologues. Her work is somewhat rooted in her history as she was raped and physically abused by her father as a child.
I read Eve Ensler's new book, The Good Body. It's quite good.
Eve Ensler is a great role model for rape survivors.
Eve Ensler is a great role model for rape survivors.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the Eve Ensler mug.A generally attractive person who seeks out relationships with sugar mommas or sugar daddy for monetary gain. A gold digger can be a female or male. It is often a mutually opportunistic relationship: the rich person gets sex or companionship and the GD gets money.
A song by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx.
A song by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx.
My friend Jessica is a total gold digger. She's sleeping with this middle aged executive and he buys he pays all her bills. She might as well be a street walker.
Jesssica: Did you see the video for gold digger?
Me: Yeah. I want that cute bra and tanga that the pretty video girl at the very end was wearing.
Jessica: Hmm. I wonder where they got it from.
Jesssica: Did you see the video for gold digger?
Me: Yeah. I want that cute bra and tanga that the pretty video girl at the very end was wearing.
Jessica: Hmm. I wonder where they got it from.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the gold digger mug.V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.
On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the V Day mug.Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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Anna Wintour made her staff take down all the holiday decorations that they worked hard to set up.
Did you see the picture of Anna Wintour getting pelted by peta supporters? It was in the middle of the frickin summer.
Did you see the picture of Anna Wintour getting pelted by peta supporters? It was in the middle of the frickin summer.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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