margaretsanger's definitions
The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
by margaretsanger December 24, 2005
Get the ninety night-standmug. author, socialite, rich kid. born nicole camilla escoveda, daughter of one of lionel richie's bandmate. she was raised from by lionel at the age of 3 and adopted he formally adopted her at the age of 9. Her godfather is Michael Jackson. She dropped out of the University of Arizona and was treated for drug addiction. She co-starred with Paris Hilton on The Simple Life, though they are no longer close. Her antics and wild partying had her appear as the funny, crude, chubby one. She had an incredibly shocking transformation, losing a great deal of weight, changing her hair, behavior, and dress. Many believe she suffers from an eating disorder or abuses drugs due to her skeletal figure, though her father attributes it to stress. She was formerly engaged to DJ AM. She is close friends with Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton.
Nicole Richie looks like she's lost even more weight.
Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.
I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.
Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.
I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.
by margaretsanger December 27, 2005
Get the nicole richiemug. Contrary to popular belief, a supermodel is not just any prominent model. There are only five: Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer. These are the models who ruled the fashion industry in the 1990s with outrageous contract demands and failed though financially rewarding attempts at acting and singing; the era of the supermodel is over. Prominent models are known as "powermodels" and include Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Gemma Ward, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and the like.
Janice Dickinson claims to be the world's first supermodel but she is actually just a hideous troll.
My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.
My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the supermodelmug. V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.
On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the V Daymug. Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the Cate Blanchettmug. also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
Get the Cosmopolitan magazinemug. A successful, generally beautiful, prominent, well-paid model. This is not to be confused with supermodel as powermodels are generally thinner, make less money, and have less staying power. Powermodels include Tyson Beckford, Adriana Lima, Liya Kebede, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Gemma Ward, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Chritie Brinkley, Twiggy, Iman, Jerry Hall, Rachel Hunter, etc.
Is that girl on the cover of Cosmo a powermodel?
No. She's just a regular model. No one even knows her name.
Tyson Beckford is one of the very few male powermodels.
No. She's just a regular model. No one even knows her name.
Tyson Beckford is one of the very few male powermodels.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the powermodelmug.