margaretsanger's definitions

wellbutrin

The best anti-depressant that I've ever tried. It can make you anxious or irritable, but it starts working WAY quicker than SSRIs. Beginning dose is generally 150 mg, treatment dose is 300 mg, and if ineffective or tolerance developed, 450 mg. It is NOT an SSRI and it does not have sexual side effects. Should not be taken by people with bulimia, history of seizures, etc.

I've been on Wellbutrin XL for two months and I feel great. I want to cut people sometimes though.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

pull out

A form of birth control practiced by idiot couples to prevent pregnancy. It is not at all effective because pre-ejaculate contains sperm. It also does not protect from STDs

What do you call people who use pull out method of birth control? Soon to be parents

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Cate Blanchett

Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.

Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt are starring in the movie Babel.

Cate Blanchett always dresses well.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Anna Wintour

Editor of the American version of Vogue magazine. She is the the skeletal woman without a soul who inspired the book "The Devil Wears Prada." She is the stereotypical evil, controlling bitch boss. Her exact opposite would be the far nicer and far more successful Oprah. She is proof that money and designer duds can't hide the lack of class. Her evil ways are often revealed by her workers. She has been famously pelted with red paint for wearing lots of fur.

Anna Wintour made her staff take down all the holiday decorations that they worked hard to set up.

Did you see the picture of Anna Wintour getting pelted by peta supporters? It was in the middle of the frickin summer.

by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

lexapro

An SSRI that like many others, carry great risk of sexual side effects, fatigue and weight gain. Has fewer side effects than Prozac generally, but Prozac makes you lose weight in the beginning.

I took Lexapro for 6 months and gained 15 pounds even though I was eating less and exercising. wtf

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Naomi Campbell

British runway and print supermodel of Jamaican and Asian heritage. Of the 5 Supermodels (others are Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer), she is the only one minority. She is quite a bitch, initiating feuds with Tyra Banks and Posh Spice among others. She is known for throwing phones at her assistants for which she has been sued several times for this. She attributed her past behavior to cocaine use, though her behavior remains the same after both rehab and anger management classes.
She has appeared in music videos of George Michael, Michael Jackson and Jay-Z. She posed in Playboy as well as in erotic pictures with Madonna in Madge's book "Sex." She released a CD titled "Babywoman" which was popular in Japan. She also started The Fashion Cafe with models Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson. Famous lovers include Usher, Robert De Niro, Mike Tyson, U2 bassist Adam Clayton, and the father of Heidi Klum's daughter Leni. She is also a boxer. She angered animal rights activists after pledging never to wear fur in a large campaign by PeTA but began wearing furs soon after.

Naomi Campbell is pretty, but her attitude is so unattractive.

I pulled a Naomi Campbell today. I threw my cell phone at my boyfriend.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

powermodel

A successful, generally beautiful, prominent, well-paid model. This is not to be confused with supermodel as powermodels are generally thinner, make less money, and have less staying power. Powermodels include Tyson Beckford, Adriana Lima, Liya Kebede, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Gemma Ward, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Chritie Brinkley, Twiggy, Iman, Jerry Hall, Rachel Hunter, etc.

Is that girl on the cover of Cosmo a powermodel?
No. She's just a regular model. No one even knows her name.

Tyson Beckford is one of the very few male powermodels.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005