Definitions by lynx wings
Jewnitarian
My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.
Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005
anaconda
n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors. The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.
Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
anaconda by lynx wings April 23, 2005
thing
'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:
1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.
2. An interest or area of knowledge
3. A penis.
4. An engagement or appointment.
5. A romantic relationship.
6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.
2. An interest or area of knowledge
3. A penis.
4. An engagement or appointment.
5. A romantic relationship.
6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?
2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."
3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.
4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.
5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.
6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."
3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.
4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.
5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.
6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
thing by lynx wings April 23, 2005
tent
1.A portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.
2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex
2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex
1. When they went camping, they slept in a tent.
2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.
2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.
tent by lynx wings April 23, 2005
adultfanfiction.net
Sometimes referred to as the Pit of The Über-Voles or AFF.net It is not, in fact, located at adultfanfiction.net, but has a lengthy web address and must be found through googling. It is a website hosting mostly fanfiction, but including RPF and original. Every story is porn. It is home to an astounding amount of NC-17 badfic.
adultfanfiction.net by lynx wings April 23, 2005
tryna
Trying to.
Spoken out loud often, but only ever written down by the extremely lazy or the extremely eager to be percieved as ghetto.
Spoken out loud often, but only ever written down by the extremely lazy or the extremely eager to be percieved as ghetto.
Leave me alone! I'm tryna do my homework!
tryna by lynx wings April 23, 2005
OFC
She wrote a story about Snape falling in love with her OFC, Vivian. Unfortunately, Vivian was a Mary-Sue.
OFC by lynx wings April 23, 2005