lynx wings's definitions

adultfanfiction.net

Sometimes referred to as the Pit of The Über-Voles or AFF.net It is not, in fact, located at adultfanfiction.net, but has a lengthy web address and must be found through googling. It is a website hosting mostly fanfiction, but including RPF and original. Every story is porn. It is home to an astounding amount of NC-17 badfic.

She visited adultfanfiction.net and read a lemon between Spike and Buffy.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Luna

1. Feminine name meaning "moon."

2. The mascot of New Moon magazine.

1. They decided to name their daughter Luna because she was born on a full moon.

3. When writing a letter to New Moon, she started it off "Dear Luna . . ."

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

OMGWTFBBQ

Used to parody the overuse of various internet abbreviations such as LOL, OMG, WTF, IM, etc. Literally means "Oh my god. What the fuck. Barbecue.

She mocked the ten year old on AIM by typing: "ORLI IS OMG SOOOO HAWT!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111!!"

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

anaconda

n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.

Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

tryna

Trying to.

Spoken out loud often, but only ever written down by the extremely lazy or the extremely eager to be percieved as ghetto.

Leave me alone! I'm tryna do my homework!

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

FCC

A group of people whose chief job is to make entertainment much less entertaining.

The show was so much more fun until the FCC started censoring it -- it used to have lots of sex and nudity, but now it's about a bunch of happy bunnies hopping around and singing!

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

songfic

An often exceedingly craptastic piece of fanfiction which alternates between a story and song lyrics. Not a bad idea by itself, but usually not done very well at all.

I read a songfic last night to 'Sk8er Boi'. I wish to hunt down and torture the author.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005