2 definitions by lovely_dragon
Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.
They have no respect for women
They have no respect for women
Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"
The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
by lovely_dragon February 24, 2010
It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.
Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
by lovely_dragon February 19, 2011